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AlterBlade Hero of Time
Posts : 16517 Registration date : 2008-02-03
| Subject: CPP's Funniest Quotes February 2nd 2010, 7:30 pm | |
| iElmo failed to update the thread, so I am now in control of it. Also, I am keeping this thread locked because everyone missuses the thread just to spam and get their post count up. What do I mean by this? Just about everyone who posts in this thread usually tries to get in the list by going half-arsed. You need to make an actual funny post somewhere else to get in, otherwise you will not be added.
If you have a quote that you would like to have added, PM me or drop a message in my profile. I will also be adding to this myself. Last Updated: 3/16/10CPP's Funniest Quotes
- Cj wrote:
- Ace wrote:
- I remember because Cj let me keep meh credits
Repeat that again.
- ~Yoda~ wrote:
- Running around club penguin screaming Attack of the llamas Ahahhha
- Demented Duck wrote:
- 20 credits added back to you. Problem solved.
HAPPY UNICORNS AND HIPPOS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!! - Demented Duck wrote:
- JazzDawg wrote:
- Our phones are rivals now; WE aren't rivals, just our phones.
FILTH AND LIES. - Chargers wrote:
- What do you mean by "do it"?
- tomboymadi7 wrote:
- pee in my bed sicko
- Demented Duck wrote:
- babyCP wrote:
- ^ Someone's in love!
Acknowledging the fact that they're both girls, that'll be quite interesting to see. - Snookims wrote:
- You don't want to see my cat after he's been in the microwave for 20 minutes.
- Payton Bice wrote:
- I can give you a tutorial.
In, out, in, out. - ~Waddle~ wrote:
- Howdy wrote:
- Admin > Moderator.
That guy is so good at math - Payton Bice wrote:
- G4m3r: another unsucessful internet troll with
barely legible posts and hard to comprehend English. You just gotta love them internet trolls! - Ramza wrote:
- CP is all a scam to track people down and kill them.
- Egaro wrote:
- WARNING:
Do not play this game if you do not want to see innocent virtual kittens shot out of a cannon to their horrible bloody doom. - Hyperhawk wrote:
- Please PM an Admin the enable your pming
- RTL wrote:
- I think we might just have to make Guest a mod.
- Snookims wrote:
- 3 cheers for the crunchy Chinese tasty snack!
- Mickey4741 wrote:
- We shall never know when the world randomly combusts on a marshmallow covered rabbit.
- Hyperhawk wrote:
- Things I like doing:
Sleeping with my dad. - Ramza wrote:
- But you can breathe?!?!,OMGZERS!
- Techno wrote:
- Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the
warm feeling that it brings. - Ramza wrote:
- I had a sleepover in Third Grade with some girls and I made out under the bed..
with a stuffed animal. - Kant Sbell wrote:
- BT06 wrote:
- Kant, I envy your brain.
As you should, fool. - Weirdal204 wrote:
- You have a girl friend Kant danget i was gonna ask you out
- Snookims wrote:
- I think G will give you an Ak-47 and some grenades to finally take Herbert out.
- Hellopayton wrote:
- Well, it's true, you don't need to pull your pants down to see what gender you are.
- iWaddle wrote:
- Dale, don't act like a beach, please!
- Cycle22 wrote:
- Egaro wrote:
Made with GIMP and Paint. Enjoy! Send it to CP fan art - Cj wrote:
- I would go to the bathroom and make my own klondike bar.ROFL.
- iWaddle wrote:
- Cj wrote:
- I would go to the bathroom and make my own klondike bar.ROFL.
I would take Cj's Klondike Bar for a Klondike Bar! - CC'eh! wrote:
- iDieg wrote:
- For what would you use that money?
Chocolate! - JazzDawg wrote:
- TMmoore77 wrote:
- UNKNOWN
I can write a report with all that information - DarkBoom wrote:
- JazzDawg wrote:
- Muy bien!
فكرة حلوة كتير
In your face, Jazz. - Green Puffle wrote:
- Lol, CP trading cards:
"Igot the reporter glasses! The final part I needed to unleash the ultimate card!!! Now I can summon..AUNT ARCTIC!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!" - Snookims wrote:
- YAY! Guild lines!
- Egaro wrote:
- I feel safer with Japanese anime than child molesters...
- Dale wrote:
- darkgraigirl wrote:
- I started reporting people because they were like "Kill me! I killed you"
or like shooting. I personally think that's really immature
More like "Ah! You just shot my pixel! Now I'm going to fade awayyy..!" - I Murder Penguins wrote:
- Every time you say "Domo", "Grue" or "Domo-Kun"..God kills a kitten. Now, there goes three kittens.
- Cj wrote:
- RTL wrote:
- Maybe somethings will be done in time for Project Artix.
"Project Artix?Artix?Artix?I've had it with you RTL,get the script right man...." Cj walks off set drinking his cappuccino - virus ghost wrote:
- blame canada they teach your kids how to lie and spit
- Egaro wrote:
- RTL wrote:
- Boulevard of Broken Dreams dude that song's like 100 years old.
So's your mother, but that doesn't stop you from liking her. - Bloody Tomato wrote:
- *high fives* You go girlfriend!
- BT wrote:
- Peterjr1 wrote:
-
There is this new thing called a keyboard... - Egaro wrote:
- Cj wrote:
- I was younger back then, remember.
That was three days ago... - Unarae wrote:
- If the newbs want to complain, they can go back to their tinker toys and shadow puppet kits.
- iWaddle wrote:
- Kingdom Dark II wrote:
- This is great! Let's pass around "I voted" stickers to the staff, shall we?
- iMusicLuvr wrote:
- BT wrote:
- How about you don't use PDN...
I don't.I use PNG - Guest wrote:
- Who is this RLT pearson you speak of?
- Chargers wrote:
- Loiy1 wrote:
- ...
That sucks buttcheeks I suck buttcheeks.
- Sovereign wrote:
- babyCP wrote:
- I didn't read what DB said, cause I don't care about anything she says.
Thanks, everyone else. Kids these days, no respect for their elders. :pirate:
- BiteTheDust wrote:
- -YuNg-StUnNa- wrote:
- Whoa!!!
You guys r so cool! You can poorly diss-out some kid 1000 miles away on a club penguin forum!
*I*PRAISE*YOU* WHOA! YOU R SO COOL! YOU CAN GO 60 AND 10 ON A MW2 GAME AND U PLY 24/7!!!1!
*I*PRAISE*YOU*
- Hellopayton wrote:
- Sjb wrote:
- Maria wrote:
- No, I'm not talking
about video game alignment, or that score you got in quiz sites like Blogthings (Which reminds me: I'm 47% evil ). I'm talking about your true alignment - D&D style. Which one would you classify yourself as?
-Lawful Good -Neutral Good -Chaotic Good -Lawful Neutral -Neutral -Chaotic Neutral -Lawful Evil -Neutral Evil -Chaotic Evil
I'd say I'm Chaotic Neutral, or even Neutral Evil if you'd like. Neutral. I guess?
~Sjb Neutral is for open minded people.
- Hellopayton wrote:
- sevensevenzero wrote:
- Goodbye LOOO000OOOSERSS
- Big Sb wrote:
- You signed your post twice.
- smileygurl wrote:
- OhLawdy wrote:
- smileygurl wrote:
- cutemaddie5 wrote:
- Am
I the only one who fantasizes about being a Pokemon with a made-up friend? No.
I'm I the only one shoe sweats gatorade? I'm no rocket scientist but I'm sure not a lot of users here are perspirating footwear Holy REPORT ME I SWORE - REPORT ME I SWORE - REPORT ME I SWORE...I think that's the worst typo I have ever made.. - Maria wrote:
- Eh, I'd rather not have my desktop look like a windshield in the rain.
- AlterBlade wrote:
- Sjb, you failed miserably at merging that thread...
- Maria wrote:
- AlterBlade wrote:
- Such a shame that only about 50 of these 9,000 users are on a day. Where are the other 8,500 people? :roll:
Woa-WOAAAAAHHHHH. You're so good at math. - DAFTFAN2.0 wrote:
- Bronze wrote:
- FlyingKanga wrote:
- I still remember when you were a noob at The Chill Out Bronze. You've become so much more experienced now.
Don't remind me :| You still are !!! LAWL - Kyuu wrote:
- I guess I just lost my boyfriend
- Shizzle wrote:
- Demetri wrote:
- it looks like u got an ipod image and slapped your name on with dafont writting.
- Kaka wrote:
- Kyuu wrote:
- Kaka wrote:
- The last thing the forum needs right now is spammers and nonsense.
Yeah, let's all keep a serious mask on and hope that will attract new-comers. Exactly - DAFTFAN2.0 wrote:
- Kyuu wrote:
wat do /b/?
Stop trying to be 'cool' or 'with the group' by remarking about /b/ or overusing memes. You're the reason /b/ has the 18+ rule, and you're the reason everyone hates 12 year-olds on XBOX live. I mean what did I do wrong to get called a 'whiny little b*tch who's balls need to drop'? | |
| | | Sjb Retired Staff
Posts : 6980 Registration date : 2008-10-09
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 7th 2010, 5:20 pm | |
| So like, this needs to be unlocked so people can post their quotes they want in there. It's to much to try and send you a PM, and then wait for you to check it. Because other Staff members can add them.
~Sjb | |
| | | Maria The Chosen One
Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 7th 2010, 5:27 pm | |
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| | | Sjb Retired Staff
Posts : 6980 Registration date : 2008-10-09
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 7th 2010, 5:28 pm | |
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| | | Maria The Chosen One
Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 7th 2010, 5:42 pm | |
| I want to have HP's babies. - Hellopayton wrote:
- sevensevenzero wrote:
- Goodbye LOOO000OOOSERSS
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| | | Sjb Retired Staff
Posts : 6980 Registration date : 2008-10-09
| | | | AlterBlade Hero of Time
Posts : 16517 Registration date : 2008-02-03
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 9th 2010, 9:36 pm | |
| Sjb, I don't think so. But fine, I will leave this open. If this gets out of hand one more time, you will not be unlocking this, Sjb. I doubt you will even have any hands left. | |
| | | Sjb Retired Staff
Posts : 6980 Registration date : 2008-10-09
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 10th 2010, 2:33 pm | |
| Okay, if it gets out of hand, you or me can lock it. So people, don't get out of hand. >=O
- cutemaddie5 wrote:
- Am I the only one who is a HUGE Pokemon freak on
this forum and spends several hours curled up on a couch or in a corner playing it?
~Sjb | |
| | | Rifleman-Dlb Vanguard
Posts : 4869 Registration date : 2008-10-23
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 11th 2010, 2:24 pm | |
| This as to be in there.
- Maria wrote:
- AlterBlade wrote:
- Such a shame that only about 50 of these 9,000 users are on a day. Where are the other 8,500 people? :roll:
Woa-WOAAAAAHHHHH. You're so good at math. | |
| | | Sjb Retired Staff
Posts : 6980 Registration date : 2008-10-09
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 11th 2010, 4:09 pm | |
| - Big Cowboys wrote:
- This as to be in there.
- Maria wrote:
- AlterBlade wrote:
- Such a shame that only about 50 of these 9,000 users are on a day. Where are the other 8,500 people? :roll:
Woa-WOAAAAAHHHHH. You're so good at math. Yes, it should. Done. | |
| | | BabyCP Hero of Time
Posts : 11025 Registration date : 2008-11-20
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 11th 2010, 5:00 pm | |
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| | | Maria The Chosen One
Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 11th 2010, 5:09 pm | |
| - Duck Assassin wrote:
- That's not funny.
Why won't you let me live the lie for a second? | |
| | | Hellopayton Retired Staff
Posts : 5616 Registration date : 2008-01-28
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 11th 2010, 5:19 pm | |
| - Infraction Bot 1.0 wrote:
- Okay, if it gets out of hand, you or me can lock it.
So people, don't get out of hand. >=O
- cutemaddie5 wrote:
- Am I the only one who is a HUGE Pokemon freak on
this forum and spends several hours curled up on a couch or in a corner playing it?
~Sjb That's not funny, because Pokemon is awesome. | |
| | | Chub 777 The Epic Guy
Posts : 7027 Registration date : 2008-06-09
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 12th 2010, 3:29 am | |
| - Hellopayton wrote:
- Infraction Bot 1.0 wrote:
- Okay, if it gets out of hand, you or me can lock it.
So people, don't get out of hand. >=O
- cutemaddie5 wrote:
- Am I the only one who is a HUGE Pokemon freak on
this forum and spends several hours curled up on a couch or in a corner playing it?
~Sjb That's not funny, because Pokemon is awesome. *Judgement on Sjb* *[Insert-name-here] gets 10,000 XP* *LEVEL UP* Also: - AlterBlade wrote:
- Sjb, you failed miserably at merging that thread...
- Maria wrote:
- AlterBlade wrote:
- Such a shame that only about 50 of these 9,000 users are on a day. Where are the other 8,500 people? :roll:
Woa-WOAAAAAHHHHH. You're so good at math. | |
| | | Sjb Retired Staff
Posts : 6980 Registration date : 2008-10-09
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 16th 2010, 3:03 pm | |
| - Chub 777 wrote:
- Hellopayton wrote:
- Infraction Bot 1.0 wrote:
- Okay, if it gets out of hand, you or me can lock it.
So people, don't get out of hand. >=O
- cutemaddie5 wrote:
- Am I the only one who is a HUGE Pokemon freak on
this forum and spends several hours curled up on a couch or in a corner playing it?
~Sjb That's not funny, because Pokemon is awesome. *Judgement on Sjb* *[Insert-name-here] gets 10,000 XP* *LEVEL UP*
Also:
- AlterBlade wrote:
- Sjb, you failed miserably at merging that thread...
- Maria wrote:
- AlterBlade wrote:
- Such a shame that only about 50 of these 9,000 users are on a day. Where are the other 8,500 people? :roll:
Woa-WOAAAAAHHHHH. You're so good at math. Kay, added. ~Sjb | |
| | | Tobi Is Cute Drifter
Posts : 44 Registration date : 2010-01-09
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 26th 2010, 5:04 pm | |
| - Quote :
- Am I the only one who is a HUGE Pokemon freak on
this forum and spends several hours curled up on a couch or in a corner playing it? It happens. But you're not the only one. Because you want to show off the fact you have 10 shinies WELL IN FACT I HAVE 12 no hacking whatsoever, and I spent about, well not several hours, more like seven days...-shifty eyes- | |
| | | Tobi Is Cute Drifter
Posts : 44 Registration date : 2010-01-09
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 26th 2010, 5:13 pm | |
| - Flying Pony wrote:
- Chub 777 wrote:
- Hellopayton wrote:
- Infraction Bot 1.0 wrote:
- Okay, if it gets out of hand, you or me can lock it.
So people, don't get out of hand. >=O
- cutemaddie5 wrote:
- Am I the only one who is a HUGE Pokemon freak on
this forum and spends several hours curled up on a couch or in a corner playing it?
~Sjb
That's not funny, because Pokemon is awesome. *Judgement on Sjb* *[Insert-name-here] gets 10,000 XP* *LEVEL UP*
Also:
- AlterBlade wrote:
- Sjb, you failed miserably at merging that thread...
- Maria wrote:
- AlterBlade wrote:
- Such a shame that only about 50 of these 9,000 users are on a day. Where are the other 8,500 people? :roll:
Woa-WOAAAAAHHHHH. You're so good at math. Kay, added.
~Sjb Corrected, it's 9,000-15 and the answer is not 8,500...try again. | |
| | | Chub 777 The Epic Guy
Posts : 7027 Registration date : 2008-06-09
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 26th 2010, 9:17 pm | |
| - Tobi Is Cute wrote:
-
- Quote :
- Am I the only one who is a HUGE Pokemon freak on
this forum and spends several hours curled up on a couch or in a corner playing it? It happens. But you're not the only one. Because you want to show off the fact you have 10 shinies WELL IN FACT I HAVE 12 no hacking whatsoever, and I spent about, well not several hours, more like seven days...-shifty eyes- You has 12 shinies?! *faints* | |
| | | Sjb Retired Staff
Posts : 6980 Registration date : 2008-10-09
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 27th 2010, 1:15 pm | |
| Tobi, please do not double post. Read the rules. This is your warning, if you break the rules multiple times you will be infracted.
~Sjb | |
| | | ScooterMeow
Posts : 1941 Registration date : 2009-07-20
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes July 3rd 2010, 9:39 am | |
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| | | snowmanx Super-Human
Posts : 3143 Registration date : 2008-06-03
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes July 3rd 2010, 9:55 am | |
| - Big Dlb wrote:
- Blaze123 wrote:
- LOL you did him how long? lolssss jk, did u spell it Justin Beaver on purpose? its bieber but Im sure you already knew that.
No, She has no sense of grammar. ;D the irony ;) | |
| | | Emess Adept
Posts : 1559 Registration date : 2009-03-02
| | | | Sjb Retired Staff
Posts : 6980 Registration date : 2008-10-09
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes July 3rd 2010, 11:00 am | |
| - Maria wrote:
- juliegoesRAWR! wrote:
- Enjoi wrote:
- if i said that to some body in my school they'd be like creeper...
Creeper and stalker are two diffent things. Examples? Creeper-Maria. Stalker-You. Did I mention just how lovely you look while you're asleep? | |
| | | ScooterMeow
Posts : 1941 Registration date : 2009-07-20
| | | | AlterBlade Hero of Time
Posts : 16517 Registration date : 2008-02-03
| Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes July 21st 2010, 2:51 pm | |
| So all but this quote above me SUCK. I'll be adding that in, one minute. | |
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