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PostSubject: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyApril 2nd 2010, 8:45 pm

Does your school have any of those stupid jokes that are super funny for like 5 minutes?

If you spell ICUP it says "I see you pee".
Hold your tongue and say "apple" or "I live on a pirate ship".
When you talk to someone, look up and say "what would you do if I pulled that string". When they look up you flick their neck.
Say "If you say "watermelon" really slowly, it sounds like gullable."

Get what I mean?
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyApril 2nd 2010, 9:28 pm

What does apple sound like?
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyApril 2nd 2010, 9:31 pm

It happened a lot in primary school..
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyApril 2nd 2010, 9:33 pm

Is that like elementary school?  
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyApril 2nd 2010, 10:20 pm

What does "I live on a pirate ship" sound like? I know "apple" sounds like (Butt)hole
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyApril 2nd 2010, 10:56 pm

I remember that stuff. I can't believe I thought those jokes were funny.
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyApril 2nd 2010, 11:41 pm

I live on a pile of (crap)
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyApril 3rd 2010, 12:45 am

At my elementary school they did iHop (I ate yo pee), and this one weird thing with your hands where you have the peace symbol and bend them up and down (I'm sure it's some type of sexual sign language somewhere). If you look you were considered gay (for like 5 minutes).
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyApril 3rd 2010, 2:01 am

BiteTheDust wrote:
What does "I live on a pirate ship" sound like? I know "apple" sounds like (Butt)hole

That's only the first half of the sentence.
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyApril 3rd 2010, 6:23 am

I remember these. Your right, they used to be funny for like 5 minutes.

I remember this one - A.T.T.I.C.
You figure out what it says. ;D
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyApril 3rd 2010, 7:34 am

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I remember these. Your right, they used to be funny for like 5 minutes.

I remember this one - A.T.T.I.C.
You figure out what it says. ;D

"Yarr, I spy a *you-know-what*"
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyApril 3rd 2010, 11:29 am

There is this girl in my class with the initials IP. I PEE!
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyApril 3rd 2010, 11:35 am

I remember,
"spell Ihop"
"I-H-O-P"
"HAhahaha!"
"...I dont get it 0_o"
"I..ache..yo...pee! HAHAHA"
"Oh....HAHAHAHA!"
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyApril 3rd 2010, 12:30 pm

You guys are immature.
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyApril 3rd 2010, 1:10 pm

Thunder wrote:
You guys are immature.
No no, dear. You've got the wrong band! These guys are Immature:
ICUP Jokes Wegotit

I guess the sunglasses are confusing after all.
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyApril 3rd 2010, 1:14 pm

Thunder wrote:
You guys are immature.

What, it's immature to remember immature jokes from the past?
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyApril 3rd 2010, 9:53 pm

Maria wrote:
Thunder wrote:
You guys are immature.
No no, dear. You've got the wrong band! These guys are Immature:
ICUP Jokes Wegotit

I guess the sunglasses are confusing after all.

Nice comeback! ICUP Jokes 361586
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyOctober 2nd 2012, 8:55 pm

i dont get this. Confused
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyOctober 2nd 2012, 9:04 pm

i know what apple souds like when you hold your toung: ass hole!

i also know what i live on a pirite ship sounds like: i live on a pirite shit! Tongue Green Lol
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyOctober 2nd 2012, 9:18 pm

icup, i see you pee, ip, I pee, up, you pee, urp (which i made up) you are pee, urp-ing (which i also made up) you are peeing. what it sounds like when you say apple while holding your toung: ass hole. what it sounds like when you sat i live on a pirite ship while holding your toung: i live on a pirite shit. when you sat sit: shit.

how this joke works: your 1 and the other person is 2. it might not work though.

1: "repete after me, the bus is yellow"
2: "the bus is yellow"
1: "the bus is yellow"
2: "the bus is yellow"
1: "the bus is yellow"
2: "the bus is yellow"
1: "what color is the bus?"
2: "yellow?"
1: "i said to repete after me! your supost to say what color is the bus!!!! Shizzle Brennan LOL
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyOctober 6th 2012, 10:24 pm

heheh i got a good one

spell out IHOP and then add ness
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyJanuary 7th 2013, 5:42 pm

I dont get this IHOP thing? oes it work in a british accent?
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PostSubject: Re: ICUP Jokes   ICUP Jokes EmptyJanuary 9th 2013, 7:58 pm

You people are really immature. These aren't even jokes,
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