Prank Calling CP

Mercenary Posts : 784 Registration date : 2008-03-27

LOL! I'm gonna do this soon! That looks so funny!

Citizen Posts : 237 Registration date : 2008-09-02

FIFTH ATTEMPT:

Me: Hi.
CP: Hey, this is (name). How can I help you today?
Me: Hello... I would like 3 orders of chicken nuggets, 2 sides of french fries, and-
CP: Huh?
Me: and I want a big side of tater tots...
CP: Hello?
Me: DONT FORGET ABOUT THE TATER TOTS!
CP: I think you have the wrong number...
Me: Oops! Sorry! Now about those tater to-
CP: (hangs up)

The worst part is, I never got my tater tots. D:

Forum Legend Posts : 6865 Registration date : 2008-01-27

Lol.

Use the mage one. That'll get them to laugh. XD

Citizen Posts : 237 Registration date : 2008-09-02

No. XD

Im gonna call them back with another lame joke of mine!

Forum Legend Posts : 6865 Registration date : 2008-01-27

1. Ask them for their core body temperature.
2. Ask them if they took this job so they could get the beta hat.
3. Ask them if they can tell you where the penguin inslavement room is.
4. Say "Is this webkinz?"

That's all I got for now.

Subject: Re: Prank Calling CP December 26th 2008, 10:55 pm

nice 5 attempts. I like the one where you said: "HELP MY IGLOO IS ON FIRE!"

Mercenary Posts : 773 Registration date : 2008-11-30

Penguin123 wrote:: That's what they get for banning my bots. :P

Here is me prank calling CP. I dont remember all of what has been said though....

NOTE: This isn't what EXACTLY been said, since I dont remember all of it.

CP: Hello, this is (name), what can I help you with today?
Me: Yea, can I have some fries with that burger? (laughs)

Omg, you really did that?! XD
CP: Wha- (hangs up)

Second attempt:

CP: Hi, this is (name), what can I help you with?
Me: Is club penguin free?
CP: Yes, creating a penguin is free.
Me: So I can do anything I want for free?
CP: No, you need a membership to buy items from the catalog.
Me: You mean my penguin will be starving and cold and it will die?
CP: (in a strange voice) No, your penguin cant in anyway die. That's a silly question. You don't need a membership to have a good time!
Me: Oh...ok. What are puffles?
CP: They are pets you can buy.
Me: Can you eat them?
CP: No... (finally realizes its a prank call and hangs up)

THIRD ATTEMPT:

CP: Hello, this is (name), what is your Club Penguin problem?
Me: HELP MY IGLOO IS BURNING!!!
CP: What?
Me: HELP! MY PUFFLE IS ON FIRE!
CP: Huh? Who is this?
Me: MY IGLOO IS ON FIRE, HELP MY PENGU-
CP: (hangs up)

Im thinking of calling them back. Even though my jokes are lame, you should have heard the expressing in their voices when I said these things...I was laughing like crazy.

Who actually calls Club Penguin up with a real problem? 0_o Maybe emailing them, but calling them? XD

FOURTH ATTEMPT:

CP: Hello! This is (name)! Thanks for calling Club Penguin services! How can I help you?
Me: (in flirty club penguin voice) Hey. Wanna go to my igloo?
CP: Excuse me?
Me: (still in flirty CP voice) You cute. Lets go to my igloo. I rich and cool.
CP: (in strange voice) Do you need help?
(by now I was suprised she didn't hang up. I actually heard her LAUGHING in the backround)
Me: (in a baby club penguin voice) Looking for rich muh muh.
CP: (I here laughing in the backround, and then she hangs up.)

FIFTH ATTEMPT:

Me: Hi.
CP: Hey, this is (name). How can I help you today?
Me: Hello... I would like 3 orders of chicken nuggets, 2 sides of french fries, and-
CP: Huh?
Me: and I want a big side of tater tots...
CP: Hello?
Me: DONT FORGET ABOUT THE TATER TOTS!
CP: I think you have the wrong number...
Me: Oops! Sorry! Now about those tater to-
CP: (hangs up)

Look out for more phone calls!

Forum Legend Posts : 6865 Registration date : 2008-01-27

lil.Drumma.Boi wrote:: 1. Ask them for their core body temperature.
2. Ask them if they took this job so they could get the beta hat.
3. Ask them if they can tell you where the penguin inslavement room is.
4. Say "Is this webkinz?"

That's all I got for now.

Do it! :D

Vagabond Posts : 79 Registration date : 2008-11-22

hey guys uhh wahts the number :?: :?: i wanna get a laugh doing that :face:

please give the number

Mercenary Posts : 773 Registration date : 2008-11-30

I got one!!
Cp: Hello, my name is (insert name here) how may i help yo-

you: YOUR A NUB
cp: what
you:I PWN
cp:-hangs up-

Vagabond Posts : 79 Registration date : 2008-11-22

whats the number guys??????????

Citizen Posts : 237 Registration date : 2008-09-02

SIXTH ATTEMPT:

CP: Hello! This is (name)! Do you need help?
Me: Yes, I would like to know why my penguin was banned?
CP: What's your penguins name?
Me: R3454v4mv4c3v. (Of course its not real)
CP: Repeat that?
Me: (I repeat it. :P)
(she asked me to repeat it again like 5 times)
Me: -in a whispering voice- I just said a bad word...
CP: You just said a bad word?
(I hang up from dying of laughter)

Btw, the number is 1-888-861-4111

Mercenary Posts : 773 Registration date : 2008-11-30

Lol, this is great!! :) :)

Citizen Posts : 237 Registration date : 2008-09-02

Ok, Im gonna call them up again in an hour.

keep giving me ideas! And if you pranked call CP, post it here!

Mercenary Posts : 773 Registration date : 2008-11-30

Them: This is cp. May i help you??
You: PWN PWN PWN PWN FAIL FAIL FAIL.
Them: hang up.
The point is to freak them out with spammy chatspeak.
And i would prank call, but my parents won't let me.

Super-Human Posts : 3350 Registration date : 2008-02-05

I wanna call them... should I?

It is in canada right? Then I think I can. Just give me an idea of what to call :D

Vagabond Posts : 79 Registration date : 2008-11-22

that was funny :face: :face: your good at prank calling

P.s.last time a prank called someone they kept calling me dy after day
P.S.S they stopped after a bit

Mercenary Posts : 773 Registration date : 2008-11-30

Ketchup Wasabi wrote:: I wanna call them... should I?

It is in canada right? Then I think I can. Just give me an idea of what to call :D

Tell them that their igloo is burning and their puffle died. XD

Super-Human Posts : 3350 Registration date : 2008-02-05

Any ideas for meh? Im not as funny so.... Please?

Mercenary Posts : 773 Registration date : 2008-11-30

Ketchup Wasabi wrote:: Any ideas for meh? Im not as funny so.... Please?

Tell them that if they don't give you 1000000 coins that you will send out a ninja to attack them.

Vagabond Posts : 79 Registration date : 2008-11-22

hey thats good also add something about the ninja game it might go along with the ninja part

Mercenary Posts : 773 Registration date : 2008-11-30

0410spike wrote:: hey thats good also add something about the ninja game it might go along with the ninja part

Sensei will hit them with teh plunger?? XD :face:

Citizen Posts : 237 Registration date : 2008-09-02

Ketchup Wasabi wrote:: I wanna call them... should I?

It is in canada right? Then I think I can. Just give me an idea of what to call :D

Yes, Its in Canada.

But when you call, a message will come on asking you what is your problem and stuff, so thats the time to get ready and think on what your gonna say. :P

Mercenary Posts : 773 Registration date : 2008-11-30

Penguin123 wrote:

Ketchup Wasabi wrote:: I wanna call them... should I?

It is in canada right? Then I think I can. Just give me an idea of what to call :D

Yes, Its in Canada.

But when you call, a message will come on asking you what is your problem and stuff, so thats the time to get ready and think on what your gonna say. :P

Call them a nub and say sensei shall hit them with his golden toilet plunger. :face: :face: :face:

Vagabond Posts : 79 Registration date : 2008-11-22

Chilleh88 wrote:

0410spike wrote:: hey thats good also add something about the ninja game it might go along with the ninja part

Sensei will hit them with teh plunger?? XD :face:

yeah thats good idea :face:

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