I'm typing this short story completely in this thread.

Observer Posts : 360 Registration date : 2009-02-21

Since we have a writing assessment tomorrow, I guess I'd better get prepared for the *ahem* Narrative Section with a little made up prompt. Enjoy my little creation.

Prompt: You and your friends are at the mall and you find a wall. Write about what you do with that wallet.
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There it was, the Lazor Mastor Firin ur Lazorz Easzily 2000; it was old and rusty, and the case was smashed up due to the normal gangsters that came by.
"Man," Tanukii said in awe, "this is amazing..."
"Yeah, but it's a bajillion internet points, literally!" I pointed to the price tag: One Bajillion INTERNETPOINTS. Crap. There goes our chance at buying it.
"Maybe Mom will get it for our birthday..." Tanukii said, staring dreamily at the battered box. Suddenly, I felt the urge to take the box right off the shelf. Other kids did it, like the other day when we saw #iamthewalrus steal three forums and then wreck them in the parking lot. We weren't any different from them!

But we left the store empty handed. Notice, I said LEFT. Right when we reached the railing where Tanukii was going to kill himself due to the depression in his heart (which was obviously caused by not getting that Lazor Firor), we found a wallet.
"HOLY CRAP!" Tanukii exclaimed. "A WALLET!" I immediately snatched it off of the floor and opened it up: There was an internet card inside. We could get the Lazor Firor and charge it on this dimwit's card! Yes!

Then we did, and the guy found us and it was a walrus so he raided our forum. The end!

Forum Legend Posts : 6865 Registration date : 2008-01-27

XD I have no idea what just happened. XD

Mercenary Posts : 708 Registration date : 2008-08-08

Where am I in that story? =/

Mercenary Posts : 735 Registration date : 2009-01-19

BT wrote:: XD I have no idea what just happened. XD

I dont think anyone did. XD

Adept Posts : 1853 Registration date : 2008-08-12

lmao XD

Observer Posts : 360 Registration date : 2009-02-21

Mumbo Jumbo wrote:: Where am I in that story? =/

Since Grome Tower died you kinda fell out of the picture, but you can be in the next one.

Adept Posts : 1853 Registration date : 2008-08-12

and moi ;)

Guest

Haha, the walruses are kinda like an internet gang.

Hero for Hire Posts : 1368 Registration date : 2008-11-04

lol. thats a really peculiar story

**The Epic Guy** Posts : 7027 Registration date : 2008-06-09

Payton wrote:

Mumbo Jumbo wrote:: Where am I in that story? =/

Since Grome Tower died you kinda fell out of the picture, but you can be in the next one.

Oh did it? Awwww.