is santa real?

Vagabond Posts : 77 Registration date : 2009-11-11

do u think hes real i dont

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

Of course he's real! The world would be incomplete without a chubby guy sliding down every chimney in the world, eating kids' homemade cookies, sticking his hands in their socks, drinking all the milk...Mmm..

Yep, pedophiles are definetly real.;)

Vanguard Posts : 4736 Registration date : 2009-05-24

I voted yes. I don't plan on breaking the news to some young kid, that's someone else's job.
This should be locked before BT gets on

Subject: Re: is santa real? December 21st 2009, 5:01 pm

No, I don't believe in santa clause. How come I dont? Well thats because my dad came and told me directly.

And Really, and fat man who rides a sleigh that can fly by the deer carrying it! And then he goes to EVERY SINGLE KIDS HOUSE AND PUTS PRESENTS UNDER THERE TREES IN THE WORLD AND HAS TO DO IT IN ONE NIGHT!

Ya, pretty convincing.

Forum Legend Posts : 6175 Registration date : 2008-02-23

He was made to test your beliefs and if you would go to war for them. That is the point in Santa Clause. You, sir, have failed the tests and must therefore be exicuted.

Vanguard Posts : 4869 Registration date : 2008-10-23

No I don't,

and if he were real that would be freaky,
A man that's fat falls right in to your house at midnight and stills your cookies and drinks your milk. is santa real? 592630

Guest

Of course he is real! I sit on his lap every year! But this year....I felt something poke me.

Adept Posts : 1526 Registration date : 2008-11-05

I don't believe in him, but he resides in my basement.

Subject: Re: is santa real? December 21st 2009, 7:18 pm

Of course he's real!
I went and sat on his lap today!
I see him come through my fireplace every Christmas and steal my cookies and milk!

~Sjb

Subject: Re: is santa real? December 21st 2009, 10:36 pm

Father Christmas was his name. Originated in Europe he simply gave presents to people on Christmas, you can thank Coco Cola and other major poets and companies for blowing this out of whack, and giving Father Christmas a bad name to anybody over 3. If you believe in Santa Clause, stay up all night, and tell me what you found.

Digintary Posts : 2679 Registration date : 2008-06-16

I don't believe in the AMERICAN Santa Claus, but I believe in the Russian, Soviet one.

Ah, he has a very long red, white, fluffy robe down to his ankles, whose also very tall and not that fat, and muscular. He has a bushy white beard too.

Subject: Re: is santa real? December 21st 2009, 11:24 pm

Wrong, BTD. Because in Soviet Russia, presents give you, therefor Santa is not needed.

Sidekick Posts : 545 Registration date : 2008-09-22

Pman's got you there.

Vagabond Posts : 57 Registration date : 2009-11-15

YES!!!! hes real!!!

Digintary Posts : 2679 Registration date : 2008-06-16

Pman San wrote:: Wrong, BTD. Because in Soviet Russia, presents give you, therefor Santa is not needed.

Excuse me, but are you Russian? NO. I am, actually. Around 55%. Maybe more. He's the New Years Santa.

Subject: Re: is santa real? December 22nd 2009, 11:42 am

BiteTheDust wrote:

Pman San wrote:: Wrong, BTD. Because in Soviet Russia, presents give you, therefor Santa is not needed.

Excuse me, but are you Russian? NO. I am, actually. Around 55%. Maybe more. He's the New Years Santa.

kai.

Guest

Pman San wrote:

BiteTheDust wrote:

Pman San wrote:: Wrong, BTD. Because in Soviet Russia, presents give you, therefor Santa is not needed.

Excuse me, but are you Russian? NO. I am, actually. Around 55%. Maybe more. He's the New Years Santa.

kai.

lulz, you don't like to be wrong.

Digintary Posts : 2679 Registration date : 2008-06-16

smileygurl wrote:

Pman San wrote:

BiteTheDust wrote:

Pman San wrote:: Wrong, BTD. Because in Soviet Russia, presents give you, therefor Santa is not needed.

Excuse me, but are you Russian? NO. I am, actually. Around 55%. Maybe more. He's the New Years Santa.

kai.

lulz, you don't like to be wrong.

lulz, i'm a dog.

Subject: Re: is santa real? December 23rd 2009, 11:39 am

Only N00bs believe in Santa.

Subject: Re: is santa real? December 23rd 2009, 11:42 am

smileygurl wrote:: Of course he is real! I sit on his lap every year! But this year....I felt something poke me.

i always wondered how many boners santa gets from girls sitting on his lap.

ROFL i'm messed up.

Subject: Re: is santa real? December 23rd 2009, 1:17 pm

iWaddle wrote:

smileygurl wrote:: Of course he is real! I sit on his lap every year! But this year....I felt something poke me.

i always wondered how many boners santa gets from girls sitting on his lap.

ROFL i'm messed up.

Why yes, yes you are.

~Sjb

Vanguard Posts : 4956 Registration date : 2008-01-26

Eh, I think this is good enough.

Lock. Dancing Lock

Guest

» How to look like real people(well not all are real)
» Santa?
» No More Santa
» Santa Claus
» SANTA IS COMING SANTA IS COMING!!