Zombie City

You Find A Piece Of Paper... It Says:



Uhhh... There Are Zombies Everywhere... One Coming... Oh No... I Nee... *Blood Stain*

You Think Nothing Of It And Move Along.

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Character Sheet:

RPG Name:______________________
RPG Gender:______
Weapon:_____________________________________
RPG Appearance:______________________________
Zombie Or Not:____________
Extras(Something You Think You Should Have In This RPG):_____________________________________________________
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Rules:

No
Stupid
Pointless
Anoyying
Messages

No Cussing

No Items That Havn't Been Invented

No Smoking

And No Insanity.

And When Around Zombies... Alone... I Suggest... You... RUN-AWAY!!!





And Try Not To Lose Your Brainz... But If You Do, Your A ZOMBIE. And Watch Out For The Zoombies And Zombees. And The Zombies.
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Zombie Data Base:



Zombie-I Think j00 Know What A Zombie Is.

Zoombie-A Very Quick Zombie. And When They Bite You, You Insantly Become A Zombie.

Zombee-A Small Bug That Started The Zombie Rage. Don't Get Stung By It.

RPG Name: Jayla (Duh)
RPG Gender: F
Weapon: Sword
RPG Appearance: Brown hair, blue-green eyes, about 5 feet tall
Zombie Or Not: Not
Extras: My intelligence and speed

*sees zombee flying around my bedroom

*swats to the floor

Jayla: Ewww, that bee was GREEN.

Jayla Hears A Scream Out The Window, She Looks Out The Window And Sees A Green Dude Sucking On Someones Neck, Then HE Becomes Green. And Then A Ghost Appears.

Ghost(???): Jayla... Jayla... Your The Only One Who Can Stop This... Warning... Just Cause I Said That Doesn't Mean I'll Protect Your BRAINZ.

And The Ghost Dissappears.

Jayla: WAHT THE!!!

*boards up the doors and windows and digs a hole, and opens up the hole whenever someone needs to get inside

RPG Name: Alice
Weapon: The power to make other people zombies
RPG Appearance: Wrinkled skin, sharp teeth
Zombie Or Not: Zombie

*Bangs on hole pretending to be human*
Alice: Help!- in human voice

*Gets back up*
Alice: Uhhhh! I'm going to eat you!

RPG Name:Steve
RPG Gender:male
Weapon:lightsaber (invented a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away) and the force
RPG Appearance:short,mustache, awesome shades
Zombie Or Not:not
Extras(Something You Think You Should Have In This RPG):has a parrot that can hear and immitate anything

Steve geniously walks into an abandonned house that's supposedly "haunted." Luckily he has his anti-sea rhinosouras undergarments on.

Jayla: Steve! You fool! There aren't any sea rhinocerous in haunted houses!

*Runs to Jayla
Alice (Zombie): Mmmmm! You smell delicious!

Jayla: DON'T MAKE ME GET MY SHOVEL AGAIN!!!!

Jayla grabs her shovel again, continuously banging it on her head until green blood gushes out. The zombie falls to the ground, down........ for now.

*Gets back up
Alice: Can't you see? You're trying to kill someone that's already dead! I can't die!
*Cuts Jayla's hand*

Steve walks out of the haunted house with a Krusty Krab pizza box while his parrot tells the world that he is a GOOFY GOOBER ROCK! Steve then goes to Wal-Mart to get his parrot a pair of anti-sea rhinosauros undergarments...but first he walks to his house to get his patty-mobile.

Jayla: Aaaaaaiyeeeee! My hand!

Jayla, furious and upset about her lost hand, runs to the garage. She picks up her father's chainsaw without hesitation. She runs into the room, charging at the zombie, and saws her head off. Jayla then takes the still moving body and head and chains them up in the basement. After that, she finds some extra scrap metal in the garage. She constructs them into a metal claw and attaches it to her wrist, where her severed hand was.

Later At The Bio Lab...

Jessica: WHY DID I MAKE ZOMBEES?

Eddward: I DON'T KNOW!!! YOU SAID IT WOULD MAKE THE DEAD COME TO LIFE WITH A REAL BRAIN AND BEING HEALTHY! BUT IT MADE DEMONS!

Carl: REALLY? YOU'RE ARGUEING AT THE WROST POSSIBLE TIME!?! ZOMBIES ARE CHASING US!

Johhny: We Can Hide In A Closet And Lock The Door...

Carl: A Zombee Would Get Us... Maybe...

Johhny: HOLY!!! EDWARD JUST TRIPPED!

Edward: NO! GO ON WITHOU... Edward Gets Bitten

Carl: EDWARD!!!

Jessica: WE HAVE TO KEEP RUNNING! JILL MIGHT HAVE WEAPONS HOPEFULLY WASN'T BITTEN YET!!!

Carl: QUICK! IN HERE!

The Gang Quickly Darts In A Bio Test Lab, And Luckliy Jill Had Weapons, But There Are 2 Zombies In The Room... And One Of Them Is Jill.
The Remaining Gang Quickly Graps Their Weapons And Luckily Destorys The Zombies.

Carl: Jill Was Mean Anyway...

Jessica: I Really Didn't Like The Fact My Plan Was To Go Around The Rest Of The Building With Jerk-Jill.

Johhny: Well Luckily Were Safe... FOR NOW.