1x1x1x1 (RAGING) Reveiws: Club Penguin

Citizen Posts : 214 Registration date : 2010-08-17

1x1x1 (RAGING) REVEIWS!
(New reveiw series inspired by the genius behind AVGN)
Reveiw:
Club Penguin.

Okay. So I finally got the guts to do this. And I sware to GOD this is the grand motherload of bullcrap.
I could NOT get through one SINGLE map without hearing the following:
JB
Baby
BF
GF
Iggy
Meet
Boys
Girls
Limo
Gold
Butt
Mushy
Land
Cry
Goo (Oh wait..)
Adopt
etc.
There are about NINE THOUSAND of these things that relate to dating or babies.
And ZERO that do NOT.
Along with this person who kept following me for SIX MAPS saying "let me be ur gf".
I litteraly had to play a game then quit to make her go away.
But while I was playing I nearly screamed at the top of my lungs.
When I beat the game, I saw...
A
FREAKING
MEMBERSHIP
ADVERTISMENT.
Now what the *^$# was disney thinking?
I then noticed that you had to pay to get ALL LEVELS.
This.
This is why the community SHOULD have lost one million users.
They just want our money.

Also, About this stupid fake funding program.
It's called "Coins For Change".
Now tell me, disney.
HOW THE H3LL ARE YOU GOING TO TURN PIXELS INTO MONEY!?!
What is wrong with these people?
Brain damage?
Mental problems?
Whatever it is, I hope they make a mistake of shutting down the site.
So,
If you play this game,
Get off the internet.
NOW.

Mercenary Posts : 846 Registration date : 2009-05-31

Club Penguin's downfall came on August 1st 2007 when Disney came and took over I stopped play CP awhile ago

Super-Human Posts : 3143 Registration date : 2008-06-03

I honestly am still enjoying Club Penguin. Not the crowded servers, but the servers that are so rare and boring that the old Club Penguin life is still there.

If you think Disney is the one who made Club Penguin how it is now, then you're wrong. Club Penguin did it to themselves. Having Disney with them meant that they needed more money if they wanted to keep Disney happy. The reason Disney bought it is because it was going well and earning lots. Club Penguin is the sole possessor of the game itself, and it makes everything in everything in Club Penguin. The items (such as Mickey Mouse hat) was just an endorsement to celebrate their merging with Disney.

PS If you don't know how to spell "REVIEW", then better not make any.

Hero for Hire Posts : 1355 Registration date : 2010-03-08

Every player that does complain should have the will power to quit. If you don't really hate it, but tell yourself you do, you wouldn't have the will power to quit. Stop playing Club Penguin.

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