3 words story!

**I messed up. Ignore this post. Thanks,

Dale.**

I ate a cake yesterday,but I puked it. Along came
iWaddle with his super puke cleaner and He started cleaning the vomit
up. The cleaner explodes and Kaka came and he said :

\"Haha, you should lick it up.\"

But a banana starts dancing on his head because it didn't like the smell of iWaddle's Hair so he ate it.

Kaka was angry and he puked some saliva out of his tongue. It completely wet
and he didn't clean it up. So then iWaddle left Kaka to serve it to
Goobenheimer, who ate everything in sight! And he fell off the house's
roof,his only beloved thing. His house fell directly on top of the pit,
so Goob was fattened. After that he found a butt donation box and
decided to jump into it. But he missed and got really stupid because he
didn't know that he was a fat chicken. iWaddle saw Goobenheimer and
spanked him then Goobenheimer called up 911 and said \"I WANT MY FAT
PANTS!\" He ran home and smacked Kaka's face and decided to eat pizza.
Kaka walked Goobenheimer to the dog park, where he decided to test his
Goobyness on a dog. He gave the dog a blob of cookie and he started to
eat it but he ate Goob. Goob managed to get out of the dog and slapped
kaka again. Then he decided to play football. He threw a Duck at Bryan.
Goob then ran into the stands and started eating Someones Hotdog. They
told him to die and they kissed Goob and he kissed them. Goob ran off
into the street and met a Piggy wearing a dress. Goob said \"Hi\" and
Piggy said \"Go Away.\" Then a cow came and ate Goob. Goob still managed
to survive but he ran home.
iWaddle kissed him and Goob died. Along
came Neo and revived Goob. Pingu said UGHIWANTEDHIMTOBEGOTTENRIDOF!\".
Goob started yelling \"YOU FATTY MANIAC!\" Goob went to the Butt donation
box again and hopped in. He ate the Strawberry butt and went to bed and
farted in the bathroom where he met piggy. \"I love you\" she said to
Goob. Goob kissed himself and said \"SAUSAGE!\". He ate piggy but she got
out and yelled at him. Piggy ate Goob, but Goob had a chicken outfit then Kaka punched him. Goob died, Bam988 still lived in a cave. He died too Razz. Goob stayed alive then died again. Goob stayed alive and continued eating healthy foods so
Goob came running to Fat City. Goob saw a FAQ Booth so he picked up a fat guide so he can become fat. He ate healthy so he didn't. Then he joined the Fat Club and ate healthy so
he left fatclub. Along came a ghost of Bam988. Goob became fat, joined weight watchers and they pooped out some chocolate that was evil.So it died its hair purple and said \"NOOOOO!\" Thats not blue someone said \"BATTLE!\"And they shot sausage at goobs friend named pie. he ate computers but he got sick. Goob decided to eat the poo with purple hair so he survived and felt that kw80 came to him. Goob SMELT HORRIBLE so kw80 said he should take a shower, but he jumped in mud but then decided he wanted radios, so he stole a pooping machine, returned it, and said \"AARGHIWANTEDTHERADIOMACHINENOT THIS!!\" kw80 arged \"TOOBADITHREWTHERADIOINTOTHEBATHTUB!\" luvs said \"WHATSYOPROBLEMIMTRYINGTOGETTHERADIOMACHINEFROME-BAY!\"
kw80 got mad so he told Egaro that he is a girl!!! Egaro freaks and know kw80 knows! So, he took he said \" youlookbeatifulwithoutyourdisguiseon!\"The she said, What are you doing Adsertif, stop..hurting 12Bros hes already dead! Dude Get him back! \"Ok\", said Adsertif. kw80 began to eat VC because he was angry at Egaro for being in the cellar fixing a giant piece ofmetal from Rockhoppers Ship hold! So iWaddle ran to Target and bought a mario and ripped its head and ate it infront of Rockhopper, then RockHopper tried bombing iwaddle's head, but nothing happened. Then jmg11 started to kill iwaddle with a shovel than Luvs Pokepenguins took over fat people and gave them liposuction, thean iWaddle wanted to have a dance. He decided to kill adsertif123 with a wet broom. But it killed Micheal Jackson he screams... then mconnel came and got the broken desk of Chicken, so hethen tried to kill the chickenand then cookit and serve it to Smarteh to eat some delicious piecesof rotten dog! Smarteh tryed the mud ice cream and it tasted wonderful so he danced around the mud foodstore all night screaming mud food rocks and trampling over then argie started dancing to a weird Disco song... Jdog came and started to scream because he saw a big, fat stupid rare man cleaning out a chocolate poop pudding sandwhich filled with ugly menacing boogers that danced around like weird penguins singing " You're Pitiful" ....then Argie came and lookathis did a stupid dance to get Dobby to fire at lookathis sadly, lookathis died and revived before running to Dark to eat a poop sandwich which was nice. Then iWaddle started smacking jmg11's head then jmg11 went and kicked Iwaddle's big fat butt.

iWaddle just walked...
~Egaro

I ate a cake yesterday,but I puked it. Along came
iWaddle with his super puke cleaner and He started cleaning the vomit
up. The cleaner explodes and Kaka came and he said :

\"Haha, you should lick it up.\"

But a banana starts dancing on his head because it didn't like the smell of iWaddle's Hair so he ate it.

Kaka was angry and he puked some saliva out of his tongue. It completely wet
and he didn't clean it up. So then iWaddle left Kaka to serve it to
Goobenheimer, who ate everything in sight! And he fell off the house's
roof,his only beloved thing. His house fell directly on top of the pit,
so Goob was fattened. After that he found a butt donation box and
decided to jump into it. But he missed and got really stupid because he
didn't know that he was a fat chicken. iWaddle saw Goobenheimer and
spanked him then Goobenheimer called up 911 and said \"I WANT MY FAT
PANTS!\" He ran home and smacked Kaka's face and decided to eat pizza.
Kaka walked Goobenheimer to the dog park, where he decided to test his
Goobyness on a dog. He gave the dog a blob of cookie and he started to
eat it but he ate Goob. Goob managed to get out of the dog and slapped
kaka again. Then he decided to play football. He threw a Duck at Bryan.
Goob then ran into the stands and started eating Someones Hotdog. They
told him to die and they kissed Goob and he kissed them. Goob ran off
into the street and met a Piggy wearing a dress. Goob said \"Hi\" and
Piggy said \"Go Away.\" Then a cow came and ate Goob. Goob still managed
to survive but he ran home.
iWaddle kissed him and Goob died. Along
came Neo and revived Goob. Pingu said UGHIWANTEDHIMTOBEGOTTENRIDOF!\".
Goob started yelling \"YOU FATTY MANIAC!\" Goob went to the Butt donation
box again and hopped in. He ate the Strawberry butt and went to bed and
farted in the bathroom where he met piggy. \"I love you\" she said to
Goob. Goob kissed himself and said \"SAUSAGE!\". He ate piggy but she got
out
and yelled at him. Piggy ate Goob, but Goob had a chicken outfit then
Kaka punched him. Goob died, Bam988 still lived in a cave. He died too
Razz. Goob stayed alive then died again. Goob stayed alive and
continued eating healthy foods so
Goob came running to Fat City.
Goob saw a FAQ Booth so he picked up a fat guide so he can become fat.
He ate healthy so he didn't. Then he joined the Fat Club and ate
healthy so
he left fatclub. Along came a ghost of Bam988. Goob
became fat, joined weight watchers and they pooped out some chocolate
that was evil.So it died its hair purple and said \"NOOOOO!\" Thats not
blue someone said \"BATTLE!\"And they shot sausage at goobs friend
named pie. he ate computers but he got sick. Goob decided to eat the
poo with purple hair so he survived and felt that kw80 came to him.
Goob SMELT HORRIBLE so kw80 said he should take a shower, but he jumped
in mud but then decided he wanted radios, so he stole a pooping
machine, returned it, and said \"AARGHIWANTEDTHERADIOMACHINENOT
THIS!!\" kw80 arged \"TOOBADITHREWTHERADIOINTOTHEBATHTUB!\" luvs said
\"WHATSYOPROBLEMIMTRYINGTOGETTHERADIOMACHINEFROME-BAY!\"
kw80 got
mad so he told Egaro that he is a girl!!! Egaro freaks and know kw80
knows! So, he took he said \"
youlookbeatifulwithoutyourdisguiseon!\"The she said, What are you doing
Adsertif, stop..hurting 12Bros hes already dead! Dude Get him back!
\"Ok\", said Adsertif. kw80 began to eat VC because he was angry at
Egaro for being in the cellar fixing a giant piece ofmetal from
Rockhoppers Ship hold! So iWaddle ran to Target and bought a mario and
ripped its head and ate it infront of Rockhopper, then RockHopper tried
bombing iwaddle's head, but nothing happened. Then jmg11 started to
kill iwaddle with a shovel than Luvs Pokepenguins took over fat people
and gave them liposuction, thean iWaddle wanted to have a dance. He
decided to kill adsertif123 with a wet broom. But it killed Micheal
Jackson he screams... then mconnel came and got the broken desk of
Chicken, so hethen tried to kill the chickenand then cookit and serve
it to Smarteh to eat some delicious piecesof rotten dog! Smarteh tryed
the mud ice cream and it tasted wonderful so he danced around the mud
foodstore all night screaming mud food rocks and trampling over then
argie started dancing to a weird Disco song... Jdog came and started to
scream because he saw a big, fat stupid rare man cleaning out a
chocolate poop pudding sandwhich filled with ugly menacing boogers that
danced around like weird penguins singing " You're Pitiful" ....then
Argie came and lookathis did a stupid dance to get Dobby to fire at
lookathis sadly, lookathis died and revived before running to Dark to
eat a poop sandwich which was nice. Then iWaddle started smacking
jmg11's head then jmg11 went and kicked Iwaddle's big fat butt.iWaddle just walked into a toilet. and he pee.

I ate a cake yesterday,but I puked it. Along came
iWaddle with his super puke cleaner and He started cleaning the vomit
up. The cleaner explodes and Kaka came and he said :

\"Haha, you should lick it up.\"

But a banana starts dancing on his head because it didn't like the smell of iWaddle's Hair so he ate it.

Kaka was angry and he puked some saliva out of his tongue. It completely wet
and he didn't clean it up. So then iWaddle left Kaka to serve it to
Goobenheimer, who ate everything in sight! And he fell off the house's
roof,his only beloved thing. His house fell directly on top of the pit,
so Goob was fattened. After that he found a butt donation box and
decided to jump into it. But he missed and got really stupid because he
didn't know that he was a fat chicken. iWaddle saw Goobenheimer and
spanked him then Goobenheimer called up 911 and said \"I WANT MY FAT
PANTS!\" He ran home and smacked Kaka's face and decided to eat pizza.
Kaka walked Goobenheimer to the dog park, where he decided to test his
Goobyness on a dog. He gave the dog a blob of cookie and he started to
eat it but he ate Goob. Goob managed to get out of the dog and slapped
kaka again. Then he decided to play football. He threw a Duck at Bryan.
Goob then ran into the stands and started eating Someones Hotdog. They
told him to die and they kissed Goob and he kissed them. Goob ran off
into the street and met a Piggy wearing a dress. Goob said \"Hi\" and
Piggy said \"Go Away.\" Then a cow came and ate Goob. Goob still managed
to survive but he ran home.
iWaddle kissed him and Goob died. Along
came Neo and revived Goob. Pingu said UGHIWANTEDHIMTOBEGOTTENRIDOF!\".
Goob started yelling \"YOU FATTY MANIAC!\" Goob went to the Butt donation
box again and hopped in. He ate the Strawberry butt and went to bed and
farted in the bathroom where he met piggy. \"I love you\" she said to
Goob. Goob kissed himself and said \"SAUSAGE!\". He ate piggy but she got
out
and yelled at him. Piggy ate Goob, but Goob had a chicken outfit then
Kaka punched him. Goob died, Bam988 still lived in a cave. He died too
Razz. Goob stayed alive then died again. Goob stayed alive and
continued eating healthy foods so
Goob came running to Fat City.
Goob saw a FAQ Booth so he picked up a fat guide so he can become fat.
He ate healthy so he didn't. Then he joined the Fat Club and ate
healthy so
he left fatclub. Along came a ghost of Bam988. Goob
became fat, joined weight watchers and they pooped out some chocolate
that was evil.So it died its hair purple and said \"NOOOOO!\" Thats not
blue someone said \"BATTLE!\"And they shot sausage at goobs friend
named pie. he ate computers but he got sick. Goob decided to eat the
poo with purple hair so he survived and felt that kw80 came to him.
Goob SMELT HORRIBLE so kw80 said he should take a shower, but he jumped
in mud but then decided he wanted radios, so he stole a pooping
machine, returned it, and said \"AARGHIWANTEDTHERADIOMACHINENOT
THIS!!\" kw80 arged \"TOOBADITHREWTHERADIOINTOTHEBATHTUB!\" luvs said
\"WHATSYOPROBLEMIMTRYINGTOGETTHERADIOMACHINEFROME-BAY!\"
kw80 got
mad so he told Egaro that he is a girl!!! Egaro freaks and know kw80
knows! So, he took he said \"
youlookbeatifulwithoutyourdisguiseon!\"The she said, What are you doing
Adsertif, stop..hurting 12Bros hes already dead! Dude Get him back!
\"Ok\", said Adsertif. kw80 began to eat VC because he was angry at
Egaro for being in the cellar fixing a giant piece ofmetal from
Rockhoppers Ship hold! So iWaddle ran to Target and bought a mario and
ripped its head and ate it infront of Rockhopper, then RockHopper tried
bombing iwaddle's head, but nothing happened. Then jmg11 started to
kill iwaddle with a shovel than Luvs Pokepenguins took over fat people
and gave them liposuction, thean iWaddle wanted to have a dance. He
decided to kill adsertif123 with a wet broom. But it killed Micheal
Jackson he screams... then mconnel came and got the broken desk of
Chicken, so hethen tried to kill the chickenand then cookit and serve
it to Smarteh to eat some delicious piecesof rotten dog! Smarteh tryed
the mud ice cream and it tasted wonderful so he danced around the mud
foodstore all night screaming mud food rocks and trampling over then
argie started dancing to a weird Disco song... Jdog came and started to
scream because he saw a big, fat stupid rare man cleaning out a
chocolate poop pudding sandwhich filled with ugly menacing boogers that
danced around like weird penguins singing " You're Pitiful" ....then
Argie came and lookathis did a stupid dance to get Dobby to fire at
lookathis sadly, lookathis died and revived before running to Dark to
eat a poop sandwich which was nice. Then iWaddle started smacking
jmg11's head then jmg11 went and kicked Iwaddle's big fat butt.iWaddle just walked into a toilet. and he pee. Then he got

*Man this story sucks*