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+8Skyward Sam weirdal204 Adsertif. AlterBlade *I.Bros.* Ninja C TomY Egaro 12 posters |
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Egaro
Hero of Time
Posts : 13850
Registration date : 2008-01-26
| Subject: The Eggroll Petition  August 1st 2008, 10:28 pm | |
| Hello Good CPP Members,
It has recently come to my attention that eggrolls have been ABUSED and EATEN by low-life people who HOG eggrolls down their GULLETS.
Eggrolls are being served up in greasy Chinese restaurants, being baked in FLIPPING FRYING PANS, and causing thousands to die daily just to feed the human body's selfish desires.
I'm not blaming all of you for this CRUEL and UNUSUAL eggroll fate, but I have tried to stop this, and they said they wouldn't even think about it without a petition.
And now I give you my Eggroll Petition.
Eggrolls have long been a popular Chinese snack; but why eat innocent eggrolls? They don't deserve to die. On top of that, people complain about eating them for the next few days because they made them gassy, then go right back and get MORE eggrolls.
What the heck?
I wish for this horrid behavior to stop. If you're part of the people who believe that this is wrong...
HELP SAVE THE EGGROLLS! SIGN THE PETITION!
Signed by,
Egaro, TomY, Ceryt56, 12 Bros
~Egaro
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TomY
Super-Human
Posts : 3453
Registration date : 2008-03-21
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 1st 2008, 10:30 pm | |
| I sign in the petition. I won't let that eggrolls gets abused, only Chuck Norris and Harrison Ford does that because they are cool. :P
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Ninja C
Vanguard
Posts : 4378
Registration date : 2008-04-12
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 1st 2008, 10:30 pm | |
| i will try to stop ppl from eating them | |
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*I.Bros.*
Hero of Time
Posts : 11893
Registration date : 2008-02-20
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 1st 2008, 10:32 pm | |
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Egaro
Hero of Time
Posts : 13850
Registration date : 2008-01-26
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 1st 2008, 10:33 pm | |
| Thank-you for understanding the importance of this matter.
~Egaro | |
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Ninja C
Vanguard
Posts : 4378
Registration date : 2008-04-12
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 1st 2008, 10:37 pm | |
| We must kill all ppl who are eating eggrolls! | |
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Egaro
Hero of Time
Posts : 13850
Registration date : 2008-01-26
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 1st 2008, 10:38 pm | |
| Oh, umm...I wouldn't go that far...:scared:
~Egaro | |
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AlterBlade
Hero of Time
Posts : 16517
Registration date : 2008-02-03
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 1st 2008, 10:40 pm | |
| Egaro, is it bad if I just ate 15,000,000 eggrolls today?I think I may have wiped them all out. :sigh:
No worries, I just need to go to China and Chinatown and finish the job. :P | |
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TomY
Super-Human
Posts : 3453
Registration date : 2008-03-21
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 1st 2008, 10:40 pm | |
| - Ceryt56 wrote:
- We must kill all ppl who are eating eggrolls!
Time to give a good use to Chuck Norris. :P | |
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Ninja C
Vanguard
Posts : 4378
Registration date : 2008-04-12
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 1st 2008, 10:43 pm | |
| lets out a super long gun and shot him | |
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Adsertif.
Hero of Time
Posts : 11290
Registration date : 2008-02-03
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 1st 2008, 10:45 pm | |
| Eggrolls should live, they are too disgusting to eat! | |
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TomY
Super-Human
Posts : 3453
Registration date : 2008-03-21
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 1st 2008, 10:49 pm | |
| - adsertif123 wrote:
- Eggrolls should live, they are too disgusting to eat!
Remember, gassy = stinky. :P Eggrolls should live like unicorns and like that platypus who appears in Phineas and Ferb. 8D | |
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weirdal204
Super-Human
Posts : 3072
Registration date : 2008-01-26
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 2nd 2008, 12:53 am | |
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Skyward Sam
Paragon
Posts : 7114
Registration date : 2008-01-27
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 2nd 2008, 1:36 am | |
| *Stuffs Eggrolls down throat*
What are we petitioning for?? | |
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AlterBlade
Hero of Time
Posts : 16517
Registration date : 2008-02-03
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 2nd 2008, 1:37 am | |
| - Chao19 wrote:
- Egaro, is it bad if I just ate 15,000,000 eggrolls today?I think I may have wiped them all out. :sigh:
No worries, I just need to go to China and Chinatown and finish the job. :P Does anyone wanna help me eat more Eggrolls? :D | |
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Mook
Forum Legend
Posts : 6186
Registration date : 2008-07-07
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 2nd 2008, 3:33 am | |
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Mickey4741
Paragon
Posts : 7260
Registration date : 2008-01-27
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 2nd 2008, 8:15 am | |
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LtbJ
Exemplar
Posts : 2145
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 2nd 2008, 10:56 am | |
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Name
Exemplar
Posts : 2493
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: The Eggroll Petition August 2nd 2008, 10:58 am | |
| I sign it after I eat this eggroll mmmm | |
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