Yo Mama Jokes!

Vanguard Posts : 4869 Registration date : 2008-10-23

Say Yo mama jokes!

Here's One.

Yo Mama So Fat When She Plays Hopscotch She Go's New York L.A. Chicago! XD

Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes! May 1st 2009, 4:15 pm

Yo mama so stupid she looked at Orange Juice for 20 minutes because it said "concentrate".

Someone has already posted this.

Super-Human Posts : 3227 Registration date : 2008-01-26

Yo mama so ugly the paper bag ran away. :XP:

Super-Human Posts : 3588 Registration date : 2008-04-23

I have so many... XD

Yo mama is so stupid she yelled in a envelope trying to send voice mail.

Yo mama is so Fat she fell on the sidewalk... I didnt wanna laugh... but the ground was crackin up!!! (Wack...)

Okay. I had a lot more but when I posted... IDK where they went so ima post them later. XP

Observer Posts : 378 Registration date : 2009-02-25

yo moma so old when jesus said let there be light yo moma flicked the switch
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yo moma so old she got blind by the big bang p.s i dont believe in the big bang
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yo moma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
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yo moma so greasy she sweets crisco
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yo moma so poor she can't afford to pay attention
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more coming in more post :D

Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes! May 1st 2009, 6:10 pm

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

cYo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

Enjoy :XP:

Observer Posts : 354 Registration date : 2008-12-23

yo mama is so fat that when she died instead of going up she went down

Super-Human Posts : 3588 Registration date : 2008-04-23

rock 'n roll king wrote:: yo mama is so fat that when she died instead of going up she went down

8o She went to Helsinki, Finland? lol

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Your momma is so poor she ran after the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Observer Posts : 354 Registration date : 2008-12-23

Snookims wrote:: Your momma is so poor she ran after the garbage truck with a shopping list.

thats funny

Super-Human Posts : 3588 Registration date : 2008-04-23

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Exemplar Posts : 2423 Registration date : 2008-06-16

your mamas so stupid she attack a lvl 68 blood elf paladain with her lvl 65 night elf warrior lol newb :P

Hero for Hire Posts : 1434 Registration date : 2009-04-06

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!

Yo mama is so fat, she starved in tescos.

Paragon Posts : 7260 Registration date : 2008-01-27

Yo mama so stupid she tried to roundhouse kick Chuck Norris.

Exemplar Posts : 2423 Registration date : 2008-06-16

Yo Mama So Stupid

I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner

she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.

she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!

it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.

she sold her Car for Petrol cash!

she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...

she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.

she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.

she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.

I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.

she invented a silent car alarm.

that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean

she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...

she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.

she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.

she lost her shadow.

she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.

she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.

she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.

when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'

Vanguard Posts : 4869 Registration date : 2008-10-23

Here Are LOTS!
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Sidekick Posts : 509 Registration date : 2009-05-03

Yo Momma so old, she older than yo grandma!
(I have Yo Momma Jokes added to my Google Homepage!)

Vanguard Posts : 4869 Registration date : 2008-10-23

Yo Mama So Stupid She Tells Yo Mama Jokes!XD

Seeker Posts : 133 Registration date : 2010-06-12

Yo mama so poor that when you go in her house and step on a lit cigarette she says, "Who turned off the heat?"

Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes! February 17th 2011, 4:06 pm

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes! February 17th 2011, 7:53 pm

Yo mama so stupid she ate ketchup and thought she was bleeding to death.

Adventurer Posts : 436 Registration date : 2009-08-29

Yo momma so ugly that people dress up as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Vanguard Posts : 4869 Registration date : 2008-10-23

Yo mama so fat she took a step and made the baby's cry in China.

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