Jokes?

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So..Anybody Got any jokes?

Subject: Re: Jokes? May 21st 2008, 8:52 pm

Lol, I have nuthin good.

Subject: Re: Jokes? May 21st 2008, 9:13 pm

Okay here's a good one...

Their are 4 people on a crashing plane, and they are the pope, president a young boy, however, only 3 parachutes. Everyone agrees the pope should get one and go first so, the pope leaves safely. Next, the prez says, "Well, I'm important to many people and I have a lot of people counting on me" So they all let him go. So the old man says "Son, you've got the rest of your life ahead of you, you go." So the boy says "no its okay." and the old man says, "No son, I wouldnt be able to live with myself knowing that I left a young boy to die in a plane." So the boy says, "No, really it's okay, the president took my backpack."

Guest

NGJR.88 wrote:: Okay here's a good one...
So the boy says, "No, really it's okay, the pope took my backpack."

Mistake, Funny tho. I've heard of it before.

Subject: Re: Jokes? May 21st 2008, 9:21 pm

No it's not, its the presindent, the pope makes it I found it in like 5 books whoever told you it made the mistake.

Subject: Re: Jokes? May 21st 2008, 9:21 pm

I have one, subsituting the "dumb blonde as different styles:
There were once a preppy, smart, and pretty girl stuck on an island. The smart girl estimated that the mainland would be about 20 miles away. So, the smart girl went out to swim it, got out 5 miles, got tired, and drown. The pretty girl swam out 10 miles, got tired and drown. The preppy girl went out 15 miles and got tired, so she swam back to the island.

It was origanally a dumb-blonde joke.

Guest

NGJR.88 wrote:: No it's not, its the presindent, the pope makes it I found it in like 5 books whoever told you it made the mistake.

Hmm...Thanks for telling me :)

Argie: Ok.

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