Welcome to Resort Madz!

Hi there! Welcome to Resort Madz, a friendly resort built right here on Planet Madz! We have a male strippers, tofu, tables for you to sleep on, and.... did I mention male strippers? Kay then! Here's the schedule!

Morning:

Annual Human Sacrifice Ceremonyz
Bucking the forbidden horse time
Lesgaygaying

Afternoonz:

Brunch
Time out to polish the footstones
A visit to the gym for some homoerotic Sports (A.K.A: Football)
Forging the moaning statue time


Night:

Weekly Nighttime visit to a local strip club
Daily death race for a piece of bread
Donning the velvet hat time


Here are the "private rooms" we have!

Private Room #1:

Male Stripper 1: Gayla
Male Stripper 2: Snookims
Male Stripper 3:
Male Stripper 4:


(Rinse and repeat)


Please, hello later! Tell me whether you want to be a male stripper or an exotic "business" woman on a "vacation"! After that, you can make your own womanhood visible to all with our WPS! Tell us what the animal you frequently fantasize about, what its name is, and where it you want to inse--I mean, meet it! Here are the animal spots:

Under the "Rock" in the secret "Forest"

Animal 1:
Animal 2:


The Secret Base Under the Lake (Seriously, do I even need to edit this?):

Animal 1: Ms. Jenna Telia
Animal 2: Mr. Mike Hunt

Bushing around the private rooms:

Animal 1: Mr. Ben Dover
Animal 2:


Well, that's about it! Have a fun time here at Resort Madz! My name is Gayla, and I am a male stripper here! My womanhood is surely visible to all after that little "incident" with the bunny named Mr. Ben Dover! Yay! Hormonal changes!

Jayla: OMG NAAAAOOOO!!!!

*gets wrecking ball and destroys Resort Madz

*throws Gayla off Planet Madz

Jayla: HOW DARE YEW MOCK MAH PLANET!!!

cutemaddie5 wrote:

Jayla: OMG NAAAAOOOO!!!!

*gets wrecking ball and destroys Resort Madz

*throws Gayla off Planet Madz

Jayla: HOW DARE YEW MOCK MAH PLANET!!!

I'm not sure what you are talking about due to the lack of proper grammar, but Maria made up "Planet Madz" over three years ago.

Wait.... what? She made up Planet Madz? How is that possible? I mean, I wasn't here 3 years ago. The idea for Planet Madz popped up in my head when I posted on Dock Penguins. Hmm..... weird......

Yes, and you'd be breaching the law if you keep stealing my ideas, Maddie! Planet Madz is totally copyrighted.

I will sue.

Hey! I didn't know you made Planet Madz. I always loved making imaginary characters at Dock Penguins. I never stole your idea. I've never seen you mention Planet Madz. Prove that you made it.

Are you really asking for proof? Go to your local bookstore. Maria has writting a trilogy of PlanetMadz. She is famous.

^^ It's a great story

Oh, btw...


*signs up as male stripper*

Hmm.

I would sign up as a MS but are people who like Zoophilia allowed?

Kim Jong Il wrote:

Hmm.

I would sign up as a MS but are people who like Zoophilia allowed?

Zoophilia is encouraged, dear.

50% off the original price of my book - PlanetMadz - to whoever joins. If you're interested in checking out the book, please check the Erotic Fiction section of your local library.