Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

I once stapled my finger to see what would happen. It didn't end well.

Vagabond Posts : 79 Registration date : 2010-05-03

I burned myself while touching a lamp that was on.

Super-Human Posts : 3137 Registration date : 2008-02-01

This is a real funny moment(I mean it).Once in a vacation at Turkey in a hotel at the lobby,there were dozens of local telephones so as I went to check it out.As I entered one of the telephones,imagine each telephone is separated by glass. I wanted to go to another telephone,I thought my way was clear so as I walked I hit the glass. Man..did that hurt!

Really glass can be a painful illusionist material at some cases nonetheless.

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

DK-Y2Y wrote:: This is a real funny moment(I mean it).Once in a vacation at Turkey in a hotel at the lobby,there were dozens of local telephones so as I went to check it out.As I entered one of the telephones,imagine each telephone is separated by glass. I wanted to go to another telephone,I thought my way was clear so as I walked I hit the glass. Man..did that hurt!

Really glass can be a painful illusionist material at some cases nonetheless.

Hah. That always happens to my brother. They should seriously consider sticking some kind of poster on glass barriers . . . or never cleaning the glass. Yeah, that'll work.

Super-Human Posts : 3143 Registration date : 2008-06-03

I went to a convenience store and you know how the beverage fridge always had mirrors on the sides? i thought there were more drinks there so I tried to get one, apparently the glass broke and I needed stitches. damn that hurt.

Super-Human Posts : 3137 Registration date : 2008-02-01

Shizzle wrote:: I went to a convenience store and you know how the beverage fridge always had mirrors on the sides? i thought there were more drinks there so I tried to get one, apparently the glass broke and I needed stitches. damn that hurt.

Lol,that is funny. Didn't know fridges contains virtual items Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself 927440

Adept Posts : 1559 Registration date : 2009-03-02

I turned a knob and a violin stand fell on my pinky. :P

Hero for Hire Posts : 1355 Registration date : 2010-03-08

Maria wrote:: I once stapled my finger to see what would happen. It didn't end well.

I did that, too. Ofcourse that didn't help my emo rummors...

Super-Human Posts : 3143 Registration date : 2008-06-03

i hit an electric fan and i fell down on the floor spasming.

Super-Human Posts : 3161 Registration date : 2009-04-15

DK-Y2Y wrote:: This is a real funny moment(I mean it).Once in a vacation at Turkey in a hotel at the lobby,there were dozens of local telephones so as I went to check it out.As I entered one of the telephones,imagine each telephone is separated by glass. I wanted to go to another telephone,I thought my way was clear so as I walked I hit the glass. Man..did that hurt!

Really glass can be a painful illusionist material at some cases nonetheless.

Lol the same happened to me as well once.

Exemplar Posts : 2332 Registration date : 2008-07-14

Maria wrote:: I once stapled my finger to see what would happen. It didn't end well.

Same here. Only that it was an accident. One time I sat on a spike ball. My knee hurts whenever I put pressure on it.

**The Linky** Posts : 5824 Registration date : 2009-04-16

I wanted to see what would happen if I put my hand by the end of a spinning thing and it didn't go well. XD

~Linky

Super-Human Posts : 3143 Registration date : 2008-06-03

i tried this huge slinky in a store, and i made it go down the stairs of the shop, i tried to go in it, and i slinkied that thing like a human slinky, and my head suffered pains and bruises.

Citizen Posts : 230 Registration date : 2010-02-03

Got mad, punched the wall and broke my hand ;). Never got mad since :P

**Retired Staff** Posts : 5616 Registration date : 2008-01-28

- Fire cracker in an ant hill.
- Jumping in/on to a large wave that was about to crash.
- Being too close to the person with the bat in baseball.
- Running down steep mountainous terrain.
- Slapping a Giratina.
- Touching a lit match.

**Retired Staff** Posts : 3992 Registration date : 2008-11-18

Fell from my bike on a dirt road.
I tried to see what would happen if I stuck a needle in my finger skin and out. xP

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

Hellopayton wrote:: - Fire cracker in an ant hill.
- Jumping in/on to a large wave that was about to crash.
- Being too close to the person with the bat in baseball.
- Running down steep mountainous terrain.
- Slapping a Giratina.
- Touching a lit match.

How the h'ell are you not a disfigured ragdoll by now? Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself 592630

**Retired Staff** Posts : 6980 Registration date : 2008-10-09

I once climbed over a fence without knowing there was chipped up concrete on the other side. Yeah...didn't turn out so well....

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I sliced a huge open wound on my leg, and my mom got scared and She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'.

**Retired Staff** Posts : 6980 Registration date : 2008-10-09

.Snookims wrote:: I sliced a huge open wound on my leg, and my mom got scared and She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'.

Oh my god, I know a 17 year old who did that. Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself 396839

Adventurer Posts : 436 Registration date : 2009-08-29

iElmo wrote:: I tried to see what would happen if I stuck a needle in my finger skin and out. xP

I tried that once. Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself 461392

It worked.

Subject: Re: Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself May 8th 2010, 9:34 pm

When I was sitting down, I pushed off with my hand in April. Now my pinky is dislocated for life.

Adept Posts : 1559 Registration date : 2009-03-02

SW wrote:: When I was sitting down, I pushed off with my hand in April. Now my pinky is dislocated for life.

O_e That must hurt!

**Retired Staff** Posts : 3286 Registration date : 2008-03-01

123 $jb wrote:

.Snookims wrote:: I sliced a huge open wound on my leg, and my mom got scared and She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'.

Oh my god, I know a 17 year old who did that. Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself 396839

Will Smith?

When I was six or so, I was so excited to see my Great Grandma I slammed the door on my thumb, crushing the nail and breaking the skin. My Great Grandma lives in Manhattan, imagine me crying nonstop with my dad's wool hat wrapped around my gushing thumb while being surrounded by people going up to the 30th something floor. It took me 3 months for the nail to grow back.

**Retired Staff** Posts : 5616 Registration date : 2008-01-28

Maria wrote:

Hellopayton wrote:: - Fire cracker in an ant hill.
- Jumping in/on to a large wave that was about to crash.
- Being too close to the person with the bat in baseball.
- Running down steep mountainous terrain.
- Slapping a Giratina.
- Touching a lit match.

How the h'ell are you not a disfigured ragdoll by now? Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself 592630

I'm an Alabama boy.

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