Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself

**Retired Staff** Posts : 6980 Registration date : 2008-10-09

Kyuu wrote:

123 $jb wrote:

.Snookims wrote:: I sliced a huge open wound on my leg, and my mom got scared and She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'.

Oh my god, I know a 17 year old who did that. Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself - Page 2 396839

Will Smith?

When I was six or so, I was so excited to see my Great Grandma I slammed the door on my thumb, crushing the nail and breaking the skin. My Great Grandma lives in Manhattan, imagine me crying nonstop with my dad's wool hat wrapped around my gushing thumb while being surrounded by people going up to the 30th something floor. It took me 3 months for the nail to grow back.

Yes and ouch.

Super-Human Posts : 3143 Registration date : 2008-06-03

someone accidentally threw a papercup at my face, and it broke, so i got a papercut, bled till the next 3 days.

Super-Human Posts : 3207 Registration date : 2009-03-16

Putting my hand in an Ant's nest!

Adventurer Posts : 436 Registration date : 2009-08-29

Bad mistake, Catflap.....

Walking through the creek, found a crawfish. Picked it up, put it in a jar. Picked it up again and started playing with it. It had sharp claws. You know what happened. THAT FRIGGIN HURT! I GOT SO TICKED OFF AT THAT THING!

**The Other Guy** Posts : 2262 Registration date : 2009-02-12

This happened recently actually, I walked off the bus and my heel hit the ground first, I twisted my foot and sprained it so I couldn't go to this one church thing. Whats sad is that I've gotten off a bus like 5 million times now.

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Alright, this is true.

I was running around my friends room and I tripped over a pillow and landed on my knee. And it hurt. And it bruised, and I can't put any pressure on it. A Few days later I was in gym class and I went to go pick up a basketball on the ground and fell on my other knee. Now I can't even get up when I'm sitting down on like the floor or anything.

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DirkD wrote:

.Snookims wrote:: Alright, this is true.

I was running around my friends room and I tripped over a pillow and landed on my knee. And it hurt. And it bruised, and I can't put any pressure on it. A Few days later I was in gym class and I went to go pick up a basketball on the ground and fell on my other knee. Now I can't even get up when I'm sitting down on like the floor or anything.

What a pusssy.

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Vanguard Posts : 4869 Registration date : 2008-10-23

Shizzle wrote:: I went to a convenience store and you know how the beverage fridge always had mirrors on the sides? i thought there were more drinks there so I tried to get one, apparently the glass broke and I needed stitches.

Same thing happens to me....But I never get stitches. Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself - Page 2 562947

A long time ago I jumped off the top bunk in my room and my knee hit my chin and made me chomp down on my tongue and almost sliced it off, but it's fine now.

**Retired Staff** Posts : 3992 Registration date : 2008-11-18

I was in bed, I was holding a Coca Cola cup with Coca Cola in it. When I tried to get up I tripped on the wooden board from my bed. I hit my forehead from the chair and spilled the Coke. I had a mark like an indian. It was 4 days before school started. -.-

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

iElmo wrote:: I had a mark like an indian.

Did you refrain from eating cow meat for a while after that injury?
What? I'm just curious. Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself - Page 2 701698

For some reason, I always end up hitting the back of my head on the pool's walls when I swim in hotels. No, seriously, I have bumps all over the back of my head now . . . which explains a lot, frankly.

Hero for Hire Posts : 1355 Registration date : 2010-03-08

Whenever I'm with my dad, he always ends up hitting me in the head. That makes sense, because I always stand a little to close and I'm really short.

Adept Posts : 1855 Registration date : 2008-01-26

I... told Pedobear that i am a little(Japanese) girl.

**I'm Dangerous** Posts : 5403 Registration date : 2008-10-10

I fell on a baseball.

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