Found a super n00b at the store

Well It was a normal Australian Saturday (or Friday for USA),my family went to Westpoint (a mall) then went to the REPORT ME I SWORE - REPORT ME I SWORE - REPORT ME I SWORE Smith Powerhouse shop.Then I saw this n00b,posibbly a 4 or 5 year old,click the internet thing on a Mac then go to miniclip,click on cp.Then a few moments later after looking at the LCDs,the n00b was flicking though the CP newspaper like this:
Next page>0.51 secs>NExt page>0.51 secs>Next page
and so on....Here are some n00bysome stuff you just neeeeeeeeeed to learn:

1.Chub's first rule of n00byism is they always go on miniclip.com .
2.The 2nd law is they type in stuff like "fggdfghfdhfh"
3.When you nub etc they think that you hack (CP states that cheating is hacking)
4.They ALWAYS use safe chat.
5.They ALWAYS say "Wanna be friends" for no reason.The best thing to do at this time is to log of or go to a different room.

Anymore "laws of n00b"?Post them here!

nope not really

lol by the way people who say n00b are ***
it's noob

yah the correct term is twits

never heard of twists

Saying I'm CP AGENT listen to me.

No I mean it was a 4 or 5 year old that can't READ!

that's funny. was he even aloud to use the laptop?

Spooky wrote:

He will learn.

hopefully.

Count Zombie King wrote:

1.Chub's first rule of n00byism is they always go on miniclip.com .
2.The 2nd law is they type in stuff like "fggdfghfdhfh"
4.They ALWAYS use safe chat.

1. There is nothing wrong with Miniclip. I know alot of people who are on here and Mccp and they Play Miniclip Games.
2 and 4. How can they type stuff like "fggdfghfdfh" if they have safe chat on?
Also to what you said "4 or 5 year old who couldnt read", my brother has special needs and he cant read. So is he a noob on the internet? No. He is smart and i love him. And Yes, you are bullying by calling someone a name, you should feel ashamed.

Fine.Sorry and well.....locked?