The Legend Of Bob

Hello People of cpp. This is penguindude and this is my story blog at least once a week I will try to write a blog post that will be 1 chapter of the story. You can also recomend characters with this form:
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Chapter 1: Genisis

Bob has created a account on CP.
Bob has logged in
Bob: Hello friends!!!
Bob recieves 27 buddy requests.
Bob: Yeah I have buddies.
Bob: *sees person with a anniversery hat* OOO how do you get that.
Jim: It was a party item
Bob: Ahhhhh, so how do I get one???
Jim: You can't.
Bob: Then can I have yours.
Jim: No you can't trade items.
Bob: Ooo how do I get coins, how do I become a member, how do I get more colors, how do I move, can I eat???
Jim: This noob is gonna need a lot of help.
Bob: Hey I found a map. Hey I can't pick it up, stupid map.

Ummmmmm, what does that have to do with Member Blogs?

Wheres a Mod when you need them?