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Iced8383
Exemplar
Posts : 2332
Registration date : 2008-07-14
| Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You?  May 3rd 2009, 6:34 pm | |
| I have a million. - Spoiler:
Me: Welcome aboard flight 10. (I turned my igloo into an airplane)
Passenger 1: Isn't this flight 9?
Me: Oh. It's flight 9. Sorry.
Passenger 2: THIS IS MY IGLOO GET OUT EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: No, It's my igloo.
Passenger 2: NO IT"S MY IGLOO AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN A MEMBER!!!!(He was the one that was not a member though.)
Me: You're not even a member.
Passenger 2: NO YOU'RE NOT A MEMBER YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BADGE!!!!!(I was a member)
Me: You don't have a badge.
Passenger 2: FINE THEN I'M LEAVING BUT I HAVE A BETTER IGLOO!!!!!!!
Too bad he left... I hate CP babies... - Spoiler:
(At The pet shop Buying a puffle)
Me: *Wonders which color to buy and what to name it.*
Baby: dada
Me: No.
Baby: can dada give baby lolipop?
Me: I'm not your dad.
Baby: :downcast: YOU'RE MEAN DADA I WANNA MILKY!!!!
Me: *Ignores baby and buys a puffle then leaves*
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Brennan
Exemplar
Posts : 2423
Registration date : 2008-06-16
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 3rd 2009, 7:04 pm | |
| - Goobenheimer wrote:
- Someone came to my igloo and said to everyone else "Welcome to my igloo." It was pretty dumb and funny.
oh yeah i remember when peguins use to come to igloos and say this is my igloo!! | |
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Mikki
Exemplar
Posts : 2358
Registration date : 2008-09-01
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 3rd 2009, 7:10 pm | |
| One time, a guy walked up to me and said: HEY! U WERE A BOY! I KNOW U! SPYRO! and then I said im not a boy and there mite be some other spyro and he said oh, yea yea it wasnt u. Dummest thing ever. | |
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Xtra Cash
Mercenary
Posts : 758
Registration date : 2008-09-04
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 4th 2009, 5:17 pm | |
| Penguin: weres the dojo?
Me: in the mountain on the map
Penguin: were?
Me: on the map
Penguin: i dont know were it is
Penguin: cant i just follow u?
Me: the dojo is hidden in the mountains
Me: you need to use the map (I guess those two things I said didn't show)
Penguin: can i follow?
Then I just hide under the chat bar and me and my friend kept throwing snowballs at her. That wasn't exaclty what the conversation had because it was a few months ago. | |
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Shadow Sora
Adept
Posts : 1598
Registration date : 2008-09-29
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 6th 2009, 8:43 am | |
| That wasn't exactly nice... :/ Lol.
SSD~
ps. :bump: | |
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Goneie
Citizen
Posts : 227
Registration date : 2008-09-01
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 7th 2009, 10:10 pm | |
| This was during the dance party member event.
OP: GET OFF THE METAL OR CADENCE WON'T COME!!!!! (he/she was saying that to everyone on the metal, not just me)
Me: NO!
OP: SHE WON'T COME IF UR ON THE METAL!
Me: No she comes in THROUGH THE DOOR
OP: OH YEAH? WHAT DOOR?
And another one:
OP: Steps out of solid gold limo. (10 seconds later.............) Is looking for wittle angel (or as some people spell it 'angle') | |
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Vortex
Forum Dweller
Posts : 192
Registration date : 2009-01-04
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 8th 2009, 5:02 am | |
| Noob: Im so popular
Me: How?
Noob: i found da pin
Me: Your not popular
Noob: whoo said i was popularr? | |
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2PXI
Hero for Hire
Posts : 1064
Registration date : 2008-10-06
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 8th 2009, 5:03 am | |
| This one I did on purpose because it's fun:
Me: Is looking for someone to adopt (I was at the pet shop)
OP: Dada
OP: Help me Dada
Me: Picks up
OP: WEEEEE
Me: BITES HEAD OFF
OP: AHHHH DADA!
OP: YOU BITEY MY HEAD OFF!
I did a whole bunch of stuff like that =D | |
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Vortex
Forum Dweller
Posts : 192
Registration date : 2009-01-04
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 8th 2009, 5:08 am | |
| I don't get it. I remember another one too:
Noob: How do u change ur color? (When he was already pressing on the colors and changing color)
Me: You're doing it.
Noob: How do I do it?
Me: Nevermind. | |
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Catflap60
Super-Human
Posts : 3207
Registration date : 2009-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 8th 2009, 5:54 am | |
| lol this must be the funniest one yet
Me: Anyone want a tour?
Other penguin:what a tour? | |
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iSnow
Retired Staff
Posts : 3992
Registration date : 2008-11-18
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 8th 2009, 6:07 am | |
| - 2PXI wrote:
- This one I did on purpose because it's fun:
Me: Is looking for someone to adopt (I was at the pet shop)
OP: Dada
OP: Help me Dada
Me: Picks up
OP: WEEEEE
Me: BITES HEAD OFF
OP: AHHHH DADA!
OP: YOU BITEY MY HEAD OFF!
I did a whole bunch of stuff like that =D I could expect something like that from you  | |
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Crayola
Seeker
Posts : 143
Registration date : 2009-04-06
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 8th 2009, 10:20 am | |
| Me: Could I go to ur house?(igloo)
Other: No U STALKER!! | |
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2PXI
Hero for Hire
Posts : 1064
Registration date : 2008-10-06
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 8th 2009, 10:30 am | |
| - Vortex wrote:
- I don't get it.
Simple, imagine a cute little penguin dressed in a stupid looking costume, now imagine someone biting it's head off just to prove a point. | |
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tntclay
Adept
Posts : 1738
Registration date : 2008-08-03
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 9th 2009, 2:49 pm | |
| Me: Yay Rockhoppers here
n00b: Whats a Rockhopper
Me: A famouse pirate on club penguin
n00b: Oh whats a pirate
Notes:
We were on rockhoppers ship and he had the rockhopper backround, what a n00b | |
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FlyingKanga
Super-Human
Posts : 3161
Registration date : 2009-04-15
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 11th 2009, 7:05 am | |
| I keep asking penguins to marry me. | |
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Helaina
Exemplar
Posts : 2077
Registration date : 2009-01-02
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 12th 2009, 11:34 pm | |
| Me: Hi
Other Penguin: wanna be friends
*meanwhile we are friends for along time*
Me: we are friends
Other penguin: wanna be friends
Me: WE ARE FRIENDS!
Other penguin: wanna be friends
*i got tired of it*
me: FINE YES! | |
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Shadow Sora
Adept
Posts : 1598
Registration date : 2008-09-29
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 13th 2009, 8:47 am | |
| I know this isn't what a penguin said to me, but it was pretty dumb....
I was enjoying CP, when my buddy Silvas12 came online.
I went to see him and said hi.
He quickly ran away.
And from there that part above just repeated itself.
SSD~ | |
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Mikki
Exemplar
Posts : 2358
Registration date : 2008-09-01
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 13th 2009, 9:16 am | |
| OP: Hwi!
Me: Im not into bay bees [Way i said it on cp]
OP: I WAN WOO TO BE MY MUMMY!
Me: Id like to see u try
OP: *bites*
Me: Oh wow that hurts a lot :roll:
OP: WOO MY MUMMY!! ADD ME!!
Me: No, infact I think I'll ignore you.
OP: NOO! WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Me: *ignores*
OP: [is silent because I ignored her/him]
Me: Yay it worked!
OP: *Turns skin red and walks away* [I think she was mad or tryng to get my attention to un-ignore her.] | |
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Maxpenguin66
Lurker
Posts : 19
Registration date : 2009-04-17
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 14th 2009, 2:54 pm | |
| Me:Hi
Other Person:what
Me:to the town
Other Person:that doesnt exist!!! | |
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lookathis
Super-Human
Posts : 3227
Registration date : 2008-01-26
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 15th 2009, 1:22 pm | |
| This was to someone esle, but someone said
"r u a ninja" (like that)
The penguin who she was talking to was a in ninja costume. | |
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Lemondrops
Mercenary
Posts : 827
Registration date : 2008-08-04
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 16th 2009, 9:29 pm | |
| Penguin: Ar woo my mah mee?
Me: What the?
Penguin: WAAAA!!
Me: Do I know you?
Penguin: WAAAA!! | |
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Dibb Funk
Drifter
Posts : 32
Registration date : 2009-05-16
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 16th 2009, 10:13 pm | |
| This one was stupid:
Me: This is comfy
Other Penguin: Get off the middle box
Me: Why?
Other Penguin: So Gary can pop out
Me: Why would gary come out of a box?
Other Penguin: :line:
Other Penguin: :x
Other Penguin: kicks
Other Penguin: This guy ruins dreams!!!
Me: Uh ok...
Other Penguin: Hi who are you?
Me: You just kicked me now you don't know who I am?
Other Penguin: I did no such thing I don't even speak english
Me: *logs off*
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Ally687
Mercenary
Posts : 758
Registration date : 2009-01-08
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 17th 2009, 7:06 pm | |
| This was really weird. I was wearing the outfit that is in my signature. Some girl comes up to me:
Girl: Are you a girl?
Me: Yes.
Girl: Sorry, I don't date girls. I only date guys that look like you.
-I walk away and then she follows me into the coffee shop-
Girl: Can you change to a girl?
Me: Uh..no.
Then I walked away.
-Ally687 | |
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Snowiyflake
Hero for Hire
Posts : 1368
Registration date : 2008-11-04
| | Subject: Re: Dummest Thing a Penguin Ever Said to You? May 17th 2009, 7:29 pm | |
| I like to pretend im judging for an igloo contest,so this happned to me once.
Girl Penguin: ummmmm who are you?
Me: I am judging for an iggy contest.
Me: can i look around?
GP: sure!
Me: *walks around*
Boy Penguin: Boo!
(he was in a closet and i pretended not to notice him before now)
Me: what are you doing?
BP: scaring you!
Me: im leaving
GP: NOOOOOOOO! YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT MY IGGY!
Me: *logs off* | |
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