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Waddle50008 Super-Human
Posts : 3778 Registration date : 2008-01-26
| Subject: Funniest Joke? March 4th 2008, 6:43 pm | |
| What's funniest joke you can come up with/heard? *No rude jokes please :)
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| | | Revinder Vanguard
Posts : 4198 Registration date : 2008-02-02
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 6th 2008, 1:26 am | |
| Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback! | |
| | | Techno Super-Human
Posts : 3519 Registration date : 2008-01-26
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 6th 2008, 9:06 am | |
| Which month has 28 days?
All of them!
its pretty stupid, i'll post a long but funny one if you like... | |
| | | lookathis Super-Human
Posts : 3227 Registration date : 2008-01-26
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 6th 2008, 2:44 pm | |
| How do you fit 5 donkey's in a fire engine? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 1 going "EE ORR EE ORR" Brillnat joke | |
| | | Neo Adept
Posts : 1983 Registration date : 2008-01-26
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 6th 2008, 2:48 pm | |
| A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 shotglasses of Irish Whisky. He does so for the next 3 weeks, until the bartender says, "Ya Know, I can put that in 1 glass for you." The man says, "No, no. Those 2 are for my brothers Paddy and Neil in Ireland. The 3rd one's for me." Then, a week later, the man comes in and asks for only 2 shotglasses. The bartender whispers to him, "What happened?" and the man responds, "Nothing, I just decided to quit drinking." | |
| | | iWaddle Hero of Time
Posts : 11223 Registration date : 2008-01-27
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 6th 2008, 3:07 pm | |
| What's black and white and red all over? A penguin with a rash. :P | |
| | | KingdomDarkII Forum Legend
Posts : 6175 Registration date : 2008-02-23
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 6th 2008, 3:30 pm | |
| heres mine there are three carachters Jessie Larry Officer Freddic
Jessie: officer officer you have to help me my friend just got shot Officer: Is he dead? Jessie: Let me go check. *leaves room *two gunshots fired Jessie: Yep hes dead! lol :face: :P | |
| | | Revinder Vanguard
Posts : 4198 Registration date : 2008-02-02
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 7th 2008, 11:14 pm | |
| How did Hellen Keller's parents maker her obey them?
By putting Helen in a circular room and saying find all 4 corners. | |
| | | Badger Adept
Posts : 1680 Registration date : 2008-03-08
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 8th 2008, 2:24 pm | |
| Why did tiger go in the bathroom? So he could find 'Pooh'. | |
| | | Dark Hero of Time
Posts : 10581 Registration date : 2008-01-25
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 8th 2008, 2:57 pm | |
| No $
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad | |
| | | Adsertif. Hero of Time
Posts : 11290 Registration date : 2008-02-03
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 8th 2008, 7:24 pm | |
| - Dark wrote:
- No $
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. LOL, nice, the kid asks for colledge money and the dad says no... :face:
Love, Dad | |
| | | Argie Hero of Time
Posts : 11494 Registration date : 2008-03-08
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 8th 2008, 7:52 pm | |
| There was a smart girl, an athletic girl, and a dumb girl in a plane one day. The plane crashed an they landed on an island not to far from the mainland. The smart girl calculated that the mainland was about 20 miles away. Si she decided to try and swim to it. She got out 5 miles, got tired, then drowned. The athletic girl thought she could do it. She swam out 10 miles, got tired, and drown. Then the dumb girl decided to give it a try. She got out 15 miles and then got tired, so she swam all the way back to the island to rest. | |
| | | Dark Hero of Time
Posts : 10581 Registration date : 2008-01-25
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 9th 2008, 3:52 pm | |
| - Argie wrote:
- There was a smart girl, an athletic girl, and a dumb girl in a plane one day. The plane crashed an they landed on an island not to far from the mainland. The smart girl calculated that the mainland was about 20 miles away. Si she decided to try and swim to it. She got out 5 miles, got tired, then drowned. The athletic girl thought she could do it. She swam out 10 miles, got tired, and drown. Then the dumb girl decided to give it a try. She got out 15 miles and then got tired, so she swam all the way back to the island to rest.
I have really liked it! | |
| | | Revinder Vanguard
Posts : 4198 Registration date : 2008-02-02
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 9th 2008, 3:56 pm | |
| - Argie wrote:
- There was a smart girl, an athletic girl, and a dumb girl in a plane one day. The plane crashed an they landed on an island not to far from the mainland. The smart girl calculated that the mainland was about 20 miles away. Si she decided to try and swim to it. She got out 5 miles, got tired, then drowned. The athletic girl thought she could do it. She swam out 10 miles, got tired, and drown. Then the dumb girl decided to give it a try. She got out 15 miles and then got tired, so she swam all the way back to the island to rest.
Heard of that one before. | |
| | | Asho Pinnacle of Survival
Posts : 8273 Registration date : 2008-01-25
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 9th 2008, 3:59 pm | |
| - Argie wrote:
- There was a smart girl, an athletic girl, and a dumb girl in a plane one day. The plane crashed an they landed on an island not to far from the mainland. The smart girl calculated that the mainland was about 20 miles away. Si she decided to try and swim to it. She got out 5 miles, got tired, then drowned. The athletic girl thought she could do it. She swam out 10 miles, got tired, and drown. Then the dumb girl decided to give it a try. She got out 15 miles and then got tired, so she swam all the way back to the island to rest.
Haha! Too funny! __________________ One time, there was a boy, traveling with his parents, father, mother, and his sister, by the plane.The boy got tired, and headache, he said to his father: Dad...!Dad: Yes son?!Boy: Can you open the plane's door please? I have a headache, and I feel so tired. | |
| | | Cj2 Hero of Time
Posts : 11873 Registration date : 2008-01-25
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 9th 2008, 4:14 pm | |
| - 7asho0m wrote:
One time, there was a boy, traveling with his parents, father, mother, and his sister, by the plane. The boy got tired, and headache, he said to his father: Dad...! Dad: Yes son?! Boy: Can you open the plane's door please? I have a headache, and I feel so tired. Not really funny... | |
| | | Revinder Vanguard
Posts : 4198 Registration date : 2008-02-02
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 9th 2008, 4:21 pm | |
| Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday. | |
| | | Adsertif. Hero of Time
Posts : 11290 Registration date : 2008-02-03
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 9th 2008, 4:27 pm | |
| - Argie wrote:
- There was a smart girl, an athletic girl, and a dumb girl in a plane one day. The plane crashed an they landed on an island not to far from the mainland. The smart girl calculated that the mainland was about 20 miles away. Si she decided to try and swim to it. She got out 5 miles, got tired, then drowned. The athletic girl thought she could do it. She swam out 10 miles, got tired, and drown. Then the dumb girl decided to give it a try. She got out 15 miles and then got tired, so she swam all the way back to the island to rest.
LOL, the dumb girl has the power!! :face: | |
| | | Egaro Hero of Time
Posts : 13850 Registration date : 2008-01-26
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 9th 2008, 7:45 pm | |
| - net wrote:
- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday. Poor, poor Bob...lol. ~Egaro | |
| | | jmg11 Super-Human
Posts : 3025 Registration date : 2008-01-27
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 9th 2008, 7:51 pm | |
| I have one... Once, a sailor came into a pub and saw a pirate with a peg leg, eye patch and hook. The sailor asked him,"How'd you get that Peg leg"? The pirate answered<"It was nawed off by a shark". The sailor then asked,"How'd you get that Hook"? The pirate answered,"It was cut off during a battle". The sailor asked once more,"How'd you get that eye-patch"? The pirate answered,"I had something in my eye and forgot I had the hook". | |
| | | Egaro Hero of Time
Posts : 13850 Registration date : 2008-01-26
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 9th 2008, 7:52 pm | |
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| | | jmg11 Super-Human
Posts : 3025 Registration date : 2008-01-27
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 9th 2008, 8:18 pm | |
| Yea, I have about 20 books filled with jokes! | |
| | | Argie Hero of Time
Posts : 11494 Registration date : 2008-03-08
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 9th 2008, 8:21 pm | |
| The one about the Pirate, peg leg, hook, and eyepatch is really funny! :D
(there, my post is hopefully fixed)
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| | | jmg11 Super-Human
Posts : 3025 Registration date : 2008-01-27
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 9th 2008, 8:22 pm | |
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| | | Argie Hero of Time
Posts : 11494 Registration date : 2008-03-08
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 9th 2008, 8:27 pm | |
| Why's my post all messed up??? :| Lemme go check it. | |
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