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Ramza
Digintary
Posts : 2681
Registration date : 2008-01-27
| Subject: Re: Funniest Joke?  March 30th 2008, 8:04 pm | |
| - iBam wrote:
- jmg dont bump old posts.
~Bam It's a sticky bam. | |
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iWaddle
Hero of Time
Posts : 11223
Registration date : 2008-01-27
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 31st 2008, 7:50 am | |
| - iBam wrote:
- jmg dont bump old posts.
~Bam Please don't backseat moderate. ;) | |
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Egaro
Hero of Time
Posts : 13850
Registration date : 2008-01-26
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 31st 2008, 8:06 am | |
| Lol, don't backseat mod when the backseating isn't even true, lol!
I don't really have a funniest joke...I'll try to find one.
~Egaro | |
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InsaneMurphy
Vagabond
Posts : 87
Registration date : 2008-04-06
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? April 6th 2008, 11:55 pm | |
| - ~Karmatic~ wrote:
- Pmanlol wrote:
- Spamming is bad for the human mind.
And so is smoking but people still do it BURNED! | |
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Dieg
Super-Human
Posts : 3251
Registration date : 2008-02-16
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? April 17th 2008, 8:26 pm | |
| I have one
A kid and his dad are walking throught the street
Kid:Daddy I found a dollar
Dad:No son you dont take things from the floor
Kid:Look daddy 5 dollars
Dad:No you dont take things from the floor
(Dad falls in a hole)
Dad:Save me son
Kid:No dad cause you said dont take things from the floor | |
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Asho
Pinnacle of Survival
Posts : 8273
Registration date : 2008-01-25
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? April 19th 2008, 2:22 pm | |
| Nice one, I am thinking of one too. | |
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Creeper
Forum Legend
Posts : 6961
Registration date : 2008-04-06
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? April 19th 2008, 2:24 pm | |
| I have two which are alike! 1. How do you make a stupid person go insane? - Spoiler:
nevermind :face:
2. How do you make a stupid person go insane? - Spoiler:
Tell himn to sit in a corner of a cirlular room! :face:
Are you laughing yet??? | |
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blastjamyo
Vagabond
Posts : 85
Registration date : 2008-02-10
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 7th 2008, 12:31 am | |
| why did the boy through his clcok out the window?
To watch time fly | |
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ryanmcmillan
Vagabond
Posts : 76
Registration date : 2008-02-10
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 8th 2008, 11:26 pm | |
| thats not funny. no offence! :D | |
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KingdomDarkII
Forum Legend
Posts : 6175
Registration date : 2008-02-23
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 9th 2008, 5:36 pm | |
| - Dieg01 wrote:
- I have one
A kid and his dad are walking throught the street
Kid:Daddy I found a dollar
Dad:No son you dont take things from the floor
Kid:Look daddy 5 dollars
Dad:No you dont take things from the floor
(Dad falls in a hole)
Dad:Save me son
Kid:No dad cause you said dont take things from the floor Lol that reminds me of one A moms in a car with the window part way down and sun glasses on. She says to her son "Get in." and the son replies "No cause my mommy told me not to talk to strange people!" *runs away Next day the icecream man comes "What do YOU want little boy?'' he says " Nuttin cause my mommy doesnt like me to talk to strange men in vans!" *runs away Not taht good but still... | |
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Caleboy 123
Adept
Posts : 1823
Registration date : 2008-02-28
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 11th 2008, 9:50 pm | |
| - blastjamyo wrote:
- why did the boy through his clcok out the window?
To watch time fly you got that off a captain underpants book. | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 12th 2008, 5:50 pm | |
| - Caleboy 123 wrote:
- blastjamyo wrote:
- why did the boy through his clcok out the window?
To watch time fly you got that off a captain underpants book. Lol now that was funny....^^ |
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TomY
Super-Human
Posts : 3453
Registration date : 2008-03-21
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 19th 2008, 8:29 pm | |
| Why did Bob shot to the clock?
To kill the time. :roll:
I know it, WORST JOKE EVER. 8D | |
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Argie
Hero of Time
Posts : 11494
Registration date : 2008-03-08
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 23rd 2008, 5:58 pm | |
| Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her missing husband.
The policeman asked for a description of the missing husband.
The wife said :
- He is 35 years old, 7-foot 3-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.
The next-door neighbor protested :
- Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.
The wife replied :
- Yes, but who wants him back ?
That's another joke. | |
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Ninja C
Vanguard
Posts : 4378
Registration date : 2008-04-12
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 28th 2008, 7:13 pm | |
| why did the pig when to the bank?
To fart | |
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xVx iMurk xVx
Super-Human
Posts : 3312
Registration date : 2008-01-28
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 28th 2008, 7:14 pm | |
| - ceryt56 wrote:
- why did the pig when to the bank?
To fart What? That doesn't even make sense, nor is it funny. | |
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TomY
Super-Human
Posts : 3453
Registration date : 2008-03-21
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 29th 2008, 5:04 pm | |
| - ceryt56 wrote:
- why did the pig when to the bank?
To fart :P The point of the joke is that the bank has bathrooms (the cleanest bathroom ever) and the pig's bathroom in his house was destroyed due to a horse taking over the house forever. Now, do you understand? :roll: | |
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Adsertif.
Hero of Time
Posts : 11290
Registration date : 2008-02-03
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 29th 2008, 6:25 pm | |
| - TomY wrote:
- ceryt56 wrote:
- why did the pig when to the bank?
To fart
:P The point of the joke is that the bank has bathrooms (the cleanest bathroom ever) and the pig's bathroom in his house was destroyed due to a horse taking over the house forever. Now, do you understand? :roll: Good way of understanding Ceryt very few people know how to do that. :face: | |
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xVx iMurk xVx
Super-Human
Posts : 3312
Registration date : 2008-01-28
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 29th 2008, 6:40 pm | |
| - TomY wrote:
- ceryt56 wrote:
- why did the pig when to the bank?
To fart
:P The point of the joke is that the bank has bathrooms (the cleanest bathroom ever) and the pig's bathroom in his house was destroyed due to a horse taking over the house forever. Now, do you understand? :roll: Oh, okay. That is hilarious! :face: :face: :face: :roll: | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 29th 2008, 6:44 pm | |
| Tomy= Ceryt translator!
BLESS YOU! NOW WE KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING!
Btw, I still don't get it =:[ |
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BT
Forum Legend
Posts : 6865
Registration date : 2008-01-27
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 29th 2008, 6:45 pm | |
| - ceryt56 wrote:
- why did the pig when to the bank?
To fart Liek ZOMG! Berstest jokze evs! | |
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Ninja C
Vanguard
Posts : 4378
Registration date : 2008-04-12
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 29th 2008, 7:04 pm | |
| Why did the cow moo????????
To kill cows | |
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Maria
The Chosen One
Posts : 9446
Registration date : 2008-01-30
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 29th 2008, 7:14 pm | |
| I completely agree with BT, BEST JOKE EVA TO BE HEARD ON THE FACE OF EARTH !!
Why did the shark fart ???????
To kill a lawyer ! . | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 29th 2008, 7:16 pm | |
| why did the da pig cross road
to poop!
Lol, best jokes ever |
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Ninja C
Vanguard
Posts : 4378
Registration date : 2008-04-12
| | Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? May 29th 2008, 7:23 pm | |
| Why did the pig fly?
To poop on people butt and toilet | |
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