Funniest Joke?

Super-Human Posts : 3025 Registration date : 2008-01-27

Hit the quote button above the post to do this...

Argie wrote:: Why's my post all messed up??? :| Lemme go check it.

Ok?

Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 9th 2008, 8:38 pm

I know, that's what I did. I think I must've pressed delete instead of enter??

Super-Human Posts : 3025 Registration date : 2008-01-27

Lol! Well, it happens sometimes.

Vanguard Posts : 4198 Registration date : 2008-02-02

What kind of car do you get when you put it in the oven?

Hotrod

Paragon Posts : 7260 Registration date : 2008-01-27

HAHA!
Here's one:
Mayonnaise

Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 13th 2008, 5:33 pm

One day, there was an Ant and an Elephant, the Ant and the elephant get in the Taxi car, when the man saw the elephant, he kicked him out with the ant, and the ant said for the elephant:
Didn't I said for you hide behind me?

Super-Human Posts : 3100 Registration date : 2008-02-25

What do Micheal Jackson and a PS2 have in common?

Spoiler:

:D

Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 13th 2008, 5:42 pm

Dobby wrote:

What do Micheal Jackson and a PS2 have in common?

Spoiler:

:D

WHAT????? :shock: I didn't understand.

Super-Human Posts : 3475 Registration date : 2008-01-29

Say the first 2 letters of fun. [not intending to be rude]

Sidekick Posts : 598 Registration date : 2008-02-16

Ahahaaaaa!!!! 7asho0m, Michael Jackson is....g*y. So, he means they turn him on as in....make him feel all..........erm, how do I put this.....in love..?

And playstations are obvious.

Super-Human Posts : 3025 Registration date : 2008-01-27

Um... ew. Anyway, I have one.

A puny guy applies for a job as a lumber jack. "Sorry," says the head lumberjack, eyeing the man up and down. "Your just too small." "Give me a chance to show you what I can do," the guy pleads. "You wont regret it!" "Ok, says the boss, see that giant Oak tree over there? Lets see if you can chop it down." 15 min. later, the tree fell to the ground, amazing the boss. "Where did you learn how to do that?" he askes. "The Sahara Forest." the man exclaims. 'Dont you mean the Sahara Desert?" says the boss. "Is that what they call it now?"

Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 13th 2008, 6:39 pm

A young boy, the pope, the president and an old man are on a plain. The plain is about to crash and their are only three parashoots. Everyone decides the pope should take one since a lot of people are depending on him. So the pope takes a parashoot and jumps off. Next the president sais, "I have a lot of people to ummm... tend to by umm.. doing president stuff " so the rest of them said fine and let him go. Next the old man sais " You go son because you have the rest of your life ahead of you." So the boy sais "No its okay dont worry about it." So the man sais "No no you have to I wouldnt be able to live knowing I left you stranded up here." So the boy sais, "No, no its really okay, the president took my backpack.

Adept Posts : 1680 Registration date : 2008-03-08

Dobby wrote:

What do Micheal Jackson and a PS2 have in common?

Spoiler:

:D

:face: I remeber that one! :face:

Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 13th 2008, 7:47 pm

Bam988 wrote:: A young boy, the pope, the president and an old man are on a plain. The plain is about to crash and their are only three parashoots. Everyone decides the pope should take one since a lot of people are depending on him. So the pope takes a parashoot and jumps off. Next the president sais, "I have a lot of people to ummm... tend to by umm.. doing president stuff " so the rest of them said fine and let him go. Next the old man sais " You go son because you have the rest of your life ahead of you." So the boy sais "No its okay dont worry about it." So the man sais "No no you have to I wouldnt be able to live knowing I left you stranded up here." So the boy sais, "No, no its really okay, the president took my backpack.

LOL, funny, that's the way old geezers are LOL. :)

Adept Posts : 1680 Registration date : 2008-03-08

Bam988 wrote:: A young boy, the pope, the president and an old man are on a plain. The plain is about to crash and their are only three parashoots. Everyone decides the pope should take one since a lot of people are depending on him. So the pope takes a parashoot and jumps off. Next the president sais, "I have a lot of people to ummm... tend to by umm.. doing president stuff " so the rest of them said fine and let him go. Next the old man sais " You go son because you have the rest of your life ahead of you." So the boy sais "No its okay dont worry about it." So the man sais "No no you have to I wouldnt be able to live knowing I left you stranded up here." So the boy sais, "No, no its really okay, the president took my backpack.

Lol! Nice Joke! :face:

Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 13th 2008, 8:31 pm

Thanks dude.

Super-Human Posts : 3025 Registration date : 2008-01-27

Good one dude! Lol!

Paragon Posts : 7260 Registration date : 2008-01-27

Chief Spy wrote:: Ahahaaaaa!!!! 7asho0m, Michael Jackson is....g*y. So, he means they turn him on as in....make him feel all..........erm, how do I put this.....in love..?

And playstations are obvious.

Let's just say MJ is a child molester... you can find what that means yourself :barf:

Super-Human Posts : 3025 Registration date : 2008-01-27

Um... ew.

Subject: Re: Funniest Joke? March 30th 2008, 10:27 am

jmg dont bump old posts.

~Bam

Paragon Posts : 7260 Registration date : 2008-01-27

I have a good one. My face. HAHAHA

Super-Human Posts : 3025 Registration date : 2008-01-27

iBam wrote:: jmg dont bump old posts.

~Bam

What does that mean?

Drifter Posts : 40 Registration date : 2008-03-30

MY FUNEIST JOIKE IS ABOUT THIS REALLY FUNNY TPIC.

HERE IT IS:

3 MEN WALKED INTO A BAR AND ONE DUCKED!!

LOL!! MY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER TOLD ME THAT.

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE JOKE?

:berry:

Super-Human Posts : 3227 Registration date : 2008-01-26

Snout Slappers wrote:: MY FUNEIST JOIKE IS ABOUT THIS REALLY FUNNY TPIC.

HERE IT IS:

3 MEN WALKED INTO A BAR AND ONE DUCKED!!

LOL!! MY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER TOLD ME THAT.

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE JOKE?

:berry:

...I don't get that...

Drifter Posts : 40 Registration date : 2008-03-30

lookathis wrote:

Snout Slappers wrote:: MY FUNEIST JOIKE IS ABOUT THIS REALLY FUNNY TPIC.

HERE IT IS:

3 MEN WALKED INTO A BAR AND ONE DUCKED!!

LOL!! MY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER TOLD ME THAT.

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE JOKE?

:berry:

...I don't get that...

LIKE A BAR LIKE ON A SWINGSET OR JUNGLE JIM?? THE BARS THAT ARE MADE OUT OF METAL OR IRON. THEY WALKED INTO IT AND THEN ONE DUCKED UNDER IT SO HE DIDNT GET HURT BY THE BAR. NOT A BAR LIKE A BAR THAT YOU GO IN AND GET DRUNK (MY UNCLE GOES IN THERE ALL THE TIME AND ONE TIME HE GOT REALLY DRUNK AND FELL OVER ON TOP OF MY DOG AND IT BROKE ITS LEG.)

PLEASE PRAY FOR MY DOG THANK YOU

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