:( RIP Mr. Rockypants RIP :(
Birth Date: Nov. 15th 2001 (I'm dead serious, he's been around for years)
Death Date: Mar. ?2? 2008
Cause of Death: Egaro made Jennifyr too curious, and made Mr. Rockypants commit rockicide by 'falling' out of a 3 story high window

As many of you know, around March 2nd, Egaro made my beloved pet rock, Mr. Rockypants, who is around 7 years old jump out of a 3-story high window and commit rockicide. He fell all 3 stories to his concrete death, and shattered into 12 1/2 pieces, the last 1/2 piece was never found. He was wrapped in white gauze and soaked in oil. After not being allowed to bury him incase he was a bomb, he was left in my apartment, apparently smelling it up. My mother kindly bought me a pot and some dirt, and he was buried today.

I have some words for Mr. Rockypants:

"Mr. Rockypants, you were an AWESOME pet rock. It's so sad it had to end like this. I'm so sorry Egaro made you commit rockicide. I'll take good care of your son, Anak-Mr. Rockypants, and I'll make sure he doesn't commit rockicide, doesn't run away, and doesn't blow away (coughcough Egaro coughcough)."

I found after the ceremony, that I forgive Egaro for his mistaken rock-murder. Unfortunately, the ceremony was tough for Anak-Mr. Rockypants, and I...I don't think he'll ever get over it. He's still incredibly mad (but mostly scared) of Egaro for killing his father, and because of the salt incident.

Anak-Mr. Rockypants has some words for Egaro:

"Egaro. YOU KILLED MY FATHER."

All in all, it was a beautiful ceremony, until Budsey went to the bathroom on my foot.