Mess up the wish above you

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11025 Registration date : 2008-11-20

The old one, reached 100 pages.

Example:
Person 1: I wish for food
Person 2: Granted, but someone ate it before you did.

I wish I had all the candy in the world.

Vagabond Posts : 94 Registration date : 2009-11-01

Granted, but then your teeth fall out.

I wish I had a cat.

Super-Human Posts : 3519 Registration date : 2008-01-26

Granted, but now its stuck in a tree.

I wish I had a car.

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11025 Registration date : 2008-11-20

Granted, but you crash into the tree.

I wish I could make really good signatures. ;P

**The Linky** Posts : 5824 Registration date : 2009-04-16

Granted but right when you are down, your computer crashes and you lost the sig.
I wish I could have a laptop all to myself!

~Linky

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11025 Registration date : 2008-11-20

Granted, but then it crashes and you have to share with someone. =P

I wish I was a monkey.

**I'm Dangerous** Posts : 5403 Registration date : 2008-10-10

You die right now.

I wish I was perfect.

**The Linky** Posts : 5824 Registration date : 2009-04-16

Granted but everyone around you is a nerd and then they turn you into a nerd so you aren't perfect.
I wish I could think of a new wish!

~Linky

Vagabond Posts : 94 Registration date : 2009-11-01

Granted, but when you think of it you HATE the idea.

I wish I could go into space with just me and a friend, nobody else.

Forum Dweller Posts : 171 Registration date : 2009-03-12

Granted, but the space ship is about to explode, and you and your friend go to the escape pod, and theres a sign saying "Can only have at least 4 people".

Exemplar Posts : 2282 Registration date : 2008-08-21

Wheres your wish?

I wish there was a world full of Muse concerts.

Forum Dweller Posts : 171 Registration date : 2009-03-12

Granted, but a member of the band gets ill and and another member has the flu then all of the band get ill.

I wish I had one Pumpkin Pie everyday

Observer Posts : 367 Registration date : 2008-09-03

Granted but they come alive and eat you.
I wish for a yummy harmless pretzel that cant do anything except give me a semi-tasty snack.

Forum Dweller Posts : 171 Registration date : 2009-03-12

Granted, but I see it and its a giant pretzel covered in cinamon and sugar, and I eat it.

I wish that I a pretzel house covered in cinamon and sugar, and I lived in it, and I ate pumpkin pie inside the house.

Mario Fanatic Posts : 1941 Registration date : 2009-07-20

Granted, but you ate all of your pumpkin pie, and you couldn't go to the store because you didn't have any money, so you eat your house, and then you move to a bomb-house and then it explodes while you are in it so you die.

I wish I had a pet puffle in real life!

Vagabond Posts : 94 Registration date : 2009-11-01

Granted. But then it hates you and kills you.

Exemplar Posts : 2282 Registration date : 2008-08-21

Wish?

I wish I had a real mobile phone.

Forum Dweller Posts : 171 Registration date : 2009-03-12

Granted, but you accidently step on your special pie that you were going to eat, and you get so angry and break your mobile phone.

I wish I had pumpkin pie.

Hero for Hire Posts : 1368 Registration date : 2008-11-04

Granted, but then the pie turns into poison and you die.

I wish my friends would stop fighting.

Mario Fanatic Posts : 1941 Registration date : 2009-07-20

Snowiyflake wrote:: Granted, but then the pie turns into poison and you die.

I wish my friends would stop fighting.

Granted, but then they fight you and kill you.
I wish that I wasn't a weirdo.

Vanguard Posts : 4736 Registration date : 2009-05-24

Granted, but it turns into a tractor :P

I wish I didn't have homework.

Mario Fanatic Posts : 1941 Registration date : 2009-07-20

Granted, but then you wish that you didn't have any schoolwork either, and I say "Granted" but then your teacher says you need to do some work, so he/she gives you all of your schoolwork in addition to all of your homework.

I wish I could see my dreams with my eyes, and I control them, and they don't go crazy, and I have no nightmares, and every single dream that I dream comes true! I also wish that the trees grew pumpkin pie!

Exemplar Posts : 2282 Registration date : 2008-08-21

Granted, but the dreams die away.

I wish there was no Manchester United.

Mario Fanatic Posts : 1941 Registration date : 2009-07-20

Granted, but then some men unite their chests and make a Manchester United II! Mess up the wish above you 361586

I wish I was a rock star.

Vanguard Posts : 4736 Registration date : 2009-05-24

Granted, but then you marry a pop star :P

I wish that CPP lives for the next year :P

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