Kids

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

Are snotty nosed destruction machines. Nonetheless, that's not point...
What are you going to call your kids? That is if you plan on having any.

Subject: Re: Kids March 20th 2010, 5:12 pm

Kids are vile little creatures. :'D I don't want any, and I'm not planning on having any.

BUT.....I wouldn't mind having a girl and calling her Lale. (Turkish name! ;D)

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

JazzKitten wrote:: Kids are vile little creatures. :'D I don't want any, and I'm not planning on having any.

BUT.....I wouldn't mind having a girl and calling her Lale. (Turkish name! ;D)

Thank God that you're not going to make that little monster suffer by giving her such a ridiculous name.

I'd probably call my nonexistent child Maria (Yvonne, Heather, Natalie, Morrigan, Lily, James, Alistair, Liam, Joseph, Charlotte, and Audrey are potential names

). Why? Because I'm an egomaniacal ar'se, that's why..

Vanguard Posts : 4736 Registration date : 2009-05-24

I'd probably call mine Mike and Andy, the perfect gay couple for life.

Or maybe just not have kids at all.

Super-Human Posts : 3161 Registration date : 2009-04-15

If I had a boy, Imran. :D I liek that name.

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Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Albus, Luna, Severus, Sirius, Remus and Horrace.

But on a serious note, I actually really like the name Ginny. I also like Gavin, Liam, Reed, Dayne and some others I can't think of at the moment.

Hero for Hire Posts : 1343 Registration date : 2009-04-01

Probably for a girl isabella but if i had a boy edward (not because of twilight btw i just think its a grand name to be honest for some reason)
also another good girl name i think is zayla or xayla maybe even ariel. also a REALLY good boy name is xavier

Subject: Re: Kids March 21st 2010, 6:21 am

I don't really know if I will ever have kids. (on a side note: Kids 933967

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The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

Ice wrote:: I'd probably call mine Mike and Andy, the perfect gay couple for life.

Gay Twincest? Oh, the horror. D:

Vanguard Posts : 4736 Registration date : 2009-05-24

Actually, I have had a brainstorm! Borat!!!111

Vagabond Posts : 67 Registration date : 2010-03-12

Theres This Boy At My School, Or WAS At My School, His Last Name Was Smelly, But Everyone Laughed At Him So Hes Homeschooled!! But I Prayed To God To Have Nice Un-complaining Smart Twins. If They Are Female, I Will Name Of Them Prosenephone.(Its So Hard To Spell, But I Think It Is A Nice Name. No MAtter How Hard To Spell...) And The Other London, If They're Both Male, I'll Name One Of Them Percy And The Other Nero. If One Of Them Is Male And The Other Is Female, The Female Will Be Called Prosenephone And The Male Percy.

(Note That I AM MALE, But I Can Still Have Child Plans Before I Turn 18).

Vagabond Posts : 67 Registration date : 2010-03-12

And Guys, Your Hormones Are Going To Change As You Age, I Learned That When I Was 9! God Wants You To Get Married, And Though Children(I Must Admit)Are Monsters, Including Todelers CAuse They Like To Hit/Throw Things.(Really Really Hard, And They Will Wake You Up) Ok, Here Is My Timeline

2-5=Really Bad Monsters.

6-12= Preety Good, But Some Are Bad.

13-18= Teenagers Can Have 'Hormone' Problems, So The Real Child In Them Is Looking At A Black Screen Untill They Wake Up.

18-59=They Are Controled Adults, Though Some Never Recover From 'Hormones', And When Your Child Is Over By 59 You Should Dead, You Need To Know These Things.

Hero for Hire Posts : 1343 Registration date : 2009-04-01

Nic time line u r ready and prepared !!!!!!

Drifter Posts : 44 Registration date : 2010-01-09

Quote :: And Guys, Your Hormones Are Going To Change As You Age, I Learned That When I Was 9! God Wants You To Get Married, And Though Children(I Must Admit)Are Monsters, Including Todelers CAuse They Like To Hit/Throw Things.(Really Really Hard, And They Will Wake You Up) Ok, Here Is My Timeline

2-5=Really Bad Monsters.

6-12= Preety Good, But Some Are Bad.

13-18= Teenagers Can Have 'Hormone' Problems, So The Real Child In Them Is Looking At A Black Screen Untill They Wake Up.

18-59=They Are Controled Adults, Though Some Never Recover From 'Hormones', And When Your Child Is Over By 59 You Should Dead, You Need To Know These Things.

18-59 is rather...morbid?
Most kids on here shouldn't think about wasting their childhood so early.
Until, last Winter when, I found out how it works. :/

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

Tobi Is Cute wrote:: Until, last Winter when, I found out how it works. :/

Well, I certainly hope to God that you never find out what being a furry is.

Hey, I just realized that I'm nearly 16 years old and my parents still didn't give me the talk. I'm so lucky. Kids 701698

Drifter Posts : 44 Registration date : 2010-01-09

You'll be disgusted when you find out how they made you. Just warning. (:

Vanguard Posts : 4736 Registration date : 2009-05-24

I think she was trying to say she already knows :P

Drifter Posts : 44 Registration date : 2010-01-09

I knew that, because I was playing along with the joke. -facepalm-

Subject: Re: Kids March 26th 2010, 5:29 pm

Maria wrote:: Hey, I just realized that I'm nearly 16 years old and my parents still didn't give me the talk. I'm so lucky.

Same, I dont think they ever will.

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

Tobi Is Cute wrote:: You'll be disgusted when you find out how they made you. Just warning. (:

Disgusted? You mean... Lady GaGa is involved?

Dear God.

Drifter Posts : 44 Registration date : 2010-01-09

Well, some of it...¬¬
NO I HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED IT.

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