King of the Hill!

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fuuuuuuckk you cpp

Super-Human Posts : 3179 Registration date : 2008-01-26

On this game, there is a 'King of the Hill'. Whoever is below that person, has to do something to get rid of that person, so they become King of the Hill!

It's supposed to be funny, so try and make your answers as humorous as possible ;)

Eg:

I run a plane into you and jump out of it, now I'm king of the hill!

So, just have fun, and try to be King of the Hill!

Original idea by Boom

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

I blow up CC using my super natural , extremely awesome , Incredible

Cheese burger vision so he gets eaten by an eagle ,My hill. :P

Adventurer Posts : 413 Registration date : 2008-01-26

You accidentally fall down a mine shaft, and I rule the hill. =) Go me.

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

Walmart was driven into a major financial bankrupt so she left the hill empty

to go work at an elf cookie factory thinking that she could her wealth back , My hill.

Adventurer Posts : 413 Registration date : 2008-01-26

She does get her wealth back, and she hires secret agents to sabotage everything Boom does. So Boom runs away. My hill.

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

Walmart's secret agents get killed after me and my special swat plant some Highly Explosive

toxic bombs all around the hill . Walmart is gone for now . My hill again.

Super-Human Posts : 3179 Registration date : 2008-01-26

...Until I bomb the hill!

(Of course, I have to rebuild it, considering that it's smashed, so, bleh.)

Meh hill!

Hero for Hire Posts : 1166 Registration date : 2008-01-26

While Cc rebuilds it I send ninjas out to get him and knock him off the hill rolling faster than anything :P My hill, Blehkmasaf

Adventurer Posts : 413 Registration date : 2008-01-26

Then my army of Chuck Norris's come and slap all your ninjas and regain back the hill for me.

Subject: Re: King of the Hill! January 31st 2008, 6:31 pm

Superman comes to save you because your stuck on the hill, so he takes you away. Go me, go me! :D

Super-Human Posts : 3179 Registration date : 2008-01-26

Then I start a forest fire, and get rid of you! Then a bunch of firemen come and blow it out, and I get builders to make a nice house.

:P

Subject: Re: King of the Hill! January 31st 2008, 6:43 pm

Then I come along and light a match, and drop it on your porch. The house burns down and you flee the forest. :P

Hero for Hire Posts : 1187 Registration date : 2008-01-25

Bans iWaddle. Locks this thread. Now i'm king of the hill lol.

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

I hack the forum's database ,ban everyone ,and miss the forum system with my super hacking powers thus resulting in the explosion of every poster's computer, my hill ;P

Vagabond Posts : 67 Registration date : 2008-01-29

I do nothing and you fall.

Adept Posts : 1983 Registration date : 2008-01-26

Boom falls over onto you and I redirect your rolling bodies into a 1,00 Degree furnus.

Adventurer Posts : 413 Registration date : 2008-01-26

Neo wrote:: Boom falls over onto you and I redirect your rolling bodies into a 1,00 Degree furnus.

Except for me of course, because you think I'm totally awesome. So I tackle you, and throw you off the side of a cliff. My hill. :)

Subject: Re: King of the Hill! February 1st 2008, 7:53 am

Then Walmart finds out that Neo had a string attached. Turns out they're kind of heavy...you fall off the cliff with Neo. My hill.
~Egaro

Seeker Posts : 128 Registration date : 2008-01-26

I have an air horn and I blow it in Egaros face! Then he trips over a bug, and tumbles all the way to the bottom of the hill.

Its mine nao.

Subject: Re: King of the Hill! February 1st 2008, 9:30 am

A mouse wanders to the top of the hill, and Wolfeh mistakes it for a rat. She chases the mouse all the way to the bottom of the hill.

Mine!

Adventurer Posts : 413 Registration date : 2008-01-26

iWaddle wrote:: A mouse wanders to the top of the hill, and Wolfeh mistakes it for a rat. She chases the mouse all the way to the bottom of the hill.

Mine!

Then you see a cat stuck in a tree, and since your such a stand-up guy, you go to get it un-stuck. My hill.

Subject: Re: King of the Hill! February 1st 2008, 12:47 pm

Walmart wrote:

iWaddle wrote:: A mouse wanders to the top of the hill, and Wolfeh mistakes it for a rat. She chases the mouse all the way to the bottom of the hill.

Mine!

Then you see a cat stuck in a tree, and since your such a stand-up guy, you go to get it un-stuck. My hill.

I let my viscous dog out of the cage and it bites you where the sun don't shine. You fall of and get sliced by my scissors I left on the ground. Then you died. MY HILL

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

I revive Walmart as a zombie she's my servant now so i order her to push you of the hill and before she even comes near you a terrorist bomber named achmed kills you accidentally after letting the bomb fall from his airplane , my hill

Subject: Re: King of the Hill! February 1st 2008, 1:37 pm

~DarkBoom~ wrote:: I revive Walmart as a zombie she's my servant now so i order her to push you of the hill and before she even comes near you a terrorist bomber named achmed kills you accidentally after letting the bomb fall from his airplane , my hill

Goobenheimer split up into little goober blobs and covered you with gooby goo and with my magic powers i threw you off a cliff and you died covered in goo. My Hill

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