CPP's Funniest Quotes

Subject: CPP's Funniest Quotes October 26th 2008, 11:17 am

THEY ALL DIED, OKIE?!

So it's back. The Funniest Quotes in CPP History. Full of...humor...and...stupidity...and downright, umm--not funny.

I stole the ones from the old 2008 Edition for this one. When you find a quote, we'd love you to submit it!

Credit to Dieg for the original idea.

Ramza wrote:

CP is all a scam to track people down and kill them.

Egaro wrote:

WARNING: Do not play this game if you do not want to see innocent virtual kittens shot out of a cannon to their horrible bloody doom.

Mickey4741 wrote:

This thread is SO going to Euphanasia like Billybob did to that ranch with Michael Jackson. And Barney.

Hyperhawk wrote:

Please PM an Admin the enable your pming ;)

RTL wrote:

I think we might just have to make Guest a mod.

Ramza wrote:

OMGZERS!!! you found my prom night pic!

Hellopayton wrote:

Do you know where we are going with this thread?

Spoiler:

Snookims wrote:

3 cheers for the crunchy Chinese tasty snack!

Mickey4741 wrote:

We shall never know when the world randomly combusts on a marshmallow covered rabbit.

Hyperhawk wrote:

Things I like doing:
Sleeping with my dad.

Ramza wrote:

But you can breathe?!?!,OMGZERS!

Techno wrote:

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the
warm feeling that it brings.

Ramza wrote:

@Kyuubi:

Can't wait to see walmart's pic. :S

Egaro wrote:

My evil twin's a girl! And the worst part: it's Argie!!! 8o

Ceryt wrote:

if you eat a lot you will get FAT!

Ramza wrote:

I had a sleepover in Third Grade with some girls and I made out under the bed..

with a stuffed animal.

Kant Sbell wrote:

BT06 wrote:

Kant, I envy your brain.

As you should, fool.

Weirdal204 wrote:

You have a girl friend Kant danget i was gonna ask you out

Snookims wrote:

I think G will give you an Ak-47 and some grenades to finally take Herbert out. ;)

Hellopayton wrote:

Well, it's true, you don't need to pull your pants down to see what gender you are.

TomY wrote:

Nobody submits one of my quotes. I am cursed to be a boring Microsoft developer.

iWaddle wrote:

Dale, don't act like a beach, please! :line:

Egaro wrote:

*pats* No.

Egaro wrote:

Lawlz, Would You Like to Shoot Herbert's Head Off?

TomY wrote:

Yeah, I guess my chances to be the president of United States in a few months will be bigger. :P

TomY wrote:

I will tell my imaginary friend and the entire Fantasy world that you told me weird. :P

Cycle22 wrote:

Egaro wrote:

Spoiler:

Made with GIMP and Paint. Enjoy!

Send it to CP fan art :face:

Cj wrote:

I would go to the bathroom and make my own klondike bar.ROFL.

iWaddle wrote:

Cj wrote:

I would go to the bathroom and make my own klondike bar.ROFL.

I would take Cj's Klondike Bar for a Klondike Bar! :D

Egaro wrote:

Bad boy. *gives iWaddle an infraction*

I would reach into iWaddle...and get a Klondike Bar...

Nevermind, I won't go into full detail of that. :scared:

CC'eh! wrote:

iDieg wrote:

For what would you use that money

Chocolate! :D

JazzDawg wrote:

TMmoore77 wrote:

UNKNOWN

I can write a report with all that information :P.

DarkBoom wrote:

JazzDawg wrote:

Muy bien!

فكرة حلوة كتير

In your face, Jazz. :P

Green Puffle wrote:

Lol, CP trading cards:
"I got the reporter glasses! The final part I needed to unleash the ultimate card!!! Now I can summon..AUNT ARCTIC!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!"

Snookims wrote:

YAY! Guild lines!

Egaro wrote:

I feel safer with Japanese anime than child molesters...

Waddle wrote:

Payton Bice wrote:: G4m3r: another unsucessful internet troll with
barely legible posts and hard to comprehend English. You just gotta
love them internet trolls!

Dale wrote:

darkraigirl wrote:: I started reporting people because they were like "Kill me! I killed you"

or like shooting. I personally think that's really immature

More like "Ah! You just shot my pixel! Now I'm going to fade awayyy..!"

I Murder Penguins wrote:: Every time you say "Domo", "Grue" or "Domo-Kun"..God kills a kitten. Now, there goes three kittens. :downcast:

Cj wrote:

RTL wrote:: Maybe somethings will be done in time for Project Artix.

"Project Artix?Artix?Artix?I've had it with you RTL,get the script right man...."
Cj walks off set drinking his cappuccino

virus ghost wrote:: blame canada they teach your kids how to lie and spit

Chao wrote:

RaquMine wrote:: I find it funny how people are trying to post funny quotes in this thread, just to be posted in this thread by another person quoting them.

Ah, now I really see what you mean. Payton Bice

virus ghost wrote:

iWaddle wrote:

virus ghost wrote:: yah club penguin is going down a gas station toilet for real guys

what its true

RTL wrote:: Boulevard of Broken Dreams dude that song's like 100 years old.

Egaro wrote:: So's your mother, but that doesn't stop you from liking her.

Bloody Tomato wrote:: *high fives* You go girlfriend!

Goobenheimer wrote:

Chao wrote:: Seriously, how did I not make a funny quote before on CPP? O_O

I'll tell you how.

You are just the most dull, selfish, boring, plain, and horrible person on CPP. You should be ashamed of youself. :line:

BT wrote:

Peterjr1 wrote:: :x :x

There is this new thing called a keyboard...

Big Sb wrote:: I am Home-Schooled. That doesn't mean I don't do school work. :Bugeyed:

Egaro wrote:

iWaddle wrote:: I was younger back then, remember.

That was three days ago...

Unarae wrote:: If the newbs want to complain, they can go back to their tinker toys and shadow puppet kits.

iWaddle wrote:

Kingdom Dark II wrote:: This is great! Let's pass around "I voted" stickers to the staff, shall we?

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

WHY 1 DB? ME WANT MORE DB! :(

**Hero of Time** Posts : 13850 Registration date : 2008-01-26

You told me to make sure there was one DB!! I can find more. -.-

Don't kill me. *whimpers*
~Screamkitten

Digintary Posts : 2857 Registration date : 2008-09-01

Without darkness there cant be light
think the meaning over screaminkitten

Forum Legend Posts : 6186 Registration date : 2008-07-07

Haha

. "Dale, dont be a beach." XD

Nice Funny quote thread Egaro. :P

Exemplar Posts : 2332 Registration date : 2008-07-14

Hilarious there...

Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes October 26th 2008, 1:54 pm

virus ghost wrote:: Without darkness there cant be light
think the meaning over screaminkitten

So what you're saying is that if I didn't exist, there would be no such thing as badness in the world?

Better go kill myself.
~Screamkitten

Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes October 26th 2008, 1:58 pm

Yeah, that will solve all of your problems after you go to the Steakhouse of Fire.I heard they have awesome steak there!I should go kill myself too. :P

(Yes, of course I was joking.)

I think I found a funny quote from someone, but I need to yet again do research.

Super-Human Posts : 3960 Registration date : 2008-09-01

Add this one, please(If you want):

Green Puffle wrote:: Lol, CP trading cards:
"I got the reporter glasses! The final part I needed to unleash the ultimate card!!! Now I can summon..AUNT ARCTIC!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!"

Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes October 26th 2008, 4:16 pm

Egaro, add the one I told you to add, plus this Snook's quote from July. :P

Count Snookula wrote:: YAY! Guild lines!

Guest

Screamkitten wrote:: I feel safer with Japanese anime than child molesters...
~Screamkitten

Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes October 26th 2008, 4:21 pm

Yep, that was the one I told him to add! XD

Exemplar Posts : 2332 Registration date : 2008-07-14

Snookims wrote:: I think G will give you an Ak-47 and some grenades to finally take Herbert out. ;)

Egaro wrote:: Lawlz, Would You Like to Shoot Herbert's Head Off?

Cycle22 wrote:

Egaro wrote:

Spoiler:

Made with GIMP and Paint. Enjoy!

Send it to CP fan art :face:

I LMAO'd at those!

Super-Human Posts : 3350 Registration date : 2008-02-05

lol
as i can see....
boo
none of mine are on there...

Vanguard Posts : 4319 Registration date : 2008-09-01

Very funny quotes guys. Great humor!

Digintary Posts : 2857 Registration date : 2008-09-01

virus ghost wrote:: uhh can a cool mod lock this (everymod except iwaddle)

so much fun to burn iwaddle isnt it guys

Super-Human Posts : 3350 Registration date : 2008-02-05

alright,here is one to put in as the funniest quote:
Kwasabi wrote:
knock knock. who is there? me, i keel you.

hahahahahaha isnt that funny?

**The Epic Guy** Posts : 7027 Registration date : 2008-06-09

Get the quote in GreenDoom's sig.

Digintary Posts : 2857 Registration date : 2008-09-01

get my qoute please

**The Epic Guy** Posts : 7027 Registration date : 2008-06-09

LOL:

Guillotine wrote:: then you guys moved it to super secret admin land.

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

virus ghost wrote:

virus ghost wrote:: uhh can a cool mod lock this (everymod except iwaddle)

so much fun to burn iwaddle isnt it guys

يا كلب يا حمار يا حقير أكرهك أكتر من أي حاجة في العالم, أنت واحد سافل ومن المفروض تقتل روحك توا علا خاطر أنت مخلوق عجيب غريب معنداش أحترام لأي شخص أي كان.

غو فوكس أ دونكي بليس. :)

~Waddle~ wrote:

Howdy wrote:: Admin > Moderator.

That guy is so good at math :P

Payton Bice wrote:: G4m3r: another unsucessful internet troll with
barely legible posts and hard to comprehend English. You just gotta
love them internet trolls!

Notice how he unsuccessfully spelled "unsucessful". :shy:

Super-Human Posts : 3960 Registration date : 2008-09-01

Count Zombie King wrote:: Get the quote in GreenDoom's sig.

Yay for mine!!!
Oh, and add this: (It can be found here)

Dale wrote:

darkraigirl wrote:: I started reporting people because they were like "Kill me! I killed you"

or like shooting. I personally think that's really immature

More like "Ah! You just shot my pixel! Now I'm going to fade awayyy..!"

Exemplar Posts : 2332 Registration date : 2008-07-14

Here's one:

the haunting one wrote:: Looks like someone get owned by Spookyboy's avatar :roll:
5.

Super-Human Posts : 3960 Registration date : 2008-09-01

^lol. I rembember that from somewhere...but I can't remember where...It was in a posting gam, wasn't it?

Exemplar Posts : 2332 Registration date : 2008-07-14

It was indeed.

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