CPP'S Funniest Quotes

Subject: CPP'S Funniest Quotes September 24th 2009, 3:09 pm

The old thread was cleared out.

Cj wrote:

Ace wrote:: I remember because Cj let me keep meh credits

Repeat that again.

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~Yoda~ wrote:: Running around club penguin screaming Attack of the llamas Ahahhha

Demented Duck wrote:: 20 credits added back to you. Problem solved.
HAPPY UNICORNS AND HIPPOS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!

Demented Duck wrote:

JazzDawg wrote:: Our phones are rivals now; WE aren't rivals, just our phones.

FILTH AND LIES.

Chargers wrote:: What do you mean by "do it"?

tomboymadi7 wrote:

pee in my bed sicko

Demented Duck wrote:

Snookims wrote:: You don't want to see my cat after he's been in the microwave for 20 minutes.

Payton Bice wrote:: I can give you a tutorial.
In, out, in, out.

~Waddle~ wrote:

Howdy wrote:: Admin > Moderator.

That guy is so good at math

Payton Bice wrote:

G4m3r: another unsucessful internet troll with
barely legible posts and hard to comprehend English. You just gotta
love them internet trolls!

Ramza wrote:

CP is all a scam to track people down and kill them.

Egaro wrote:

WARNING:
Do not play this game if you do not want to see innocent virtual
kittens shot out of a cannon to their horrible bloody doom.

Hyperhawk wrote:

Please PM an Admin the enable your pming

RTL wrote:

I think we might just have to make Guest a mod.

Snookims wrote:

3 cheers for the crunchy Chinese tasty snack!

Mickey4741 wrote:

We shall never know when the world randomly combusts on a marshmallow covered rabbit.

Hyperhawk wrote:

Things I like doing:
Sleeping with my dad.

Ramza wrote:

But you can breathe?!?!,OMGZERS!

Techno wrote:

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the
warm feeling that it brings.

Ramza wrote:

I had a sleepover in Third Grade with some girls and I made out under the bed..

with a stuffed animal.

Kant Sbell wrote:

BT06 wrote:

Kant, I envy your brain.

As you should, fool.

Weirdal204 wrote:

You have a girl friend Kant danget i was gonna ask you out

Snookims wrote:

I think G will give you an Ak-47 and some grenades to finally take Herbert out.

Hellopayton wrote:

iWaddle wrote:: Dale, don't act like a beach, please!

Cycle22 wrote:

Egaro wrote:: Made with GIMP and Paint. Enjoy!

Send it to CP fan art

Cj wrote:: I would go to the bathroom and make my own klondike bar.ROFL.

iWaddle wrote:

Cj wrote:: I would go to the bathroom and make my own klondike bar.ROFL.

I would take Cj's Klondike Bar for a Klondike Bar!

CC'eh! wrote:

iDieg wrote:: For what would you use that money?

Chocolate! CPP'S Funniest Quotes 930311

JazzDawg wrote:

TMmoore77 wrote:: UNKNOWN

I can write a report with all that information CPP'S Funniest Quotes 3887

DarkBoom wrote:

JazzDawg wrote:: Muy bien!

فكرة حلوة كتير

In your face, Jazz. CPP'S Funniest Quotes 3887

Green Puffle wrote:: Lol, CP trading cards:
"Igot the reporter glasses! The final part I needed to unleash the
ultimate card!!! Now I can summon..AUNT ARCTIC!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!"

Snookims wrote:: YAY! Guild lines!

Egaro wrote:: I feel safer with Japanese anime than child molesters...

Dale wrote:

darkgraigirl wrote:: I started reporting people because they were like "Kill me! I killed you"

or like shooting. I personally think that's really immature

More like "Ah! You just shot my pixel! Now I'm going to fade awayyy..!"

I Murder Penguins wrote:: Every time you say "Domo", "Grue" or "Domo-Kun"..God kills a kitten. Now, there goes three kittens.

Cj wrote:

RTL wrote:: Maybe somethings will be done in time for Project Artix.

"Project Artix?Artix?Artix?I've had it with you RTL,get the script right man...."
Cj walks off set drinking his cappuccino

virus ghost wrote:: blame canada they teach your kids how to lie and spit

Egaro wrote:

RTL wrote:: Boulevard of Broken Dreams dude that song's like 100 years old.

So's your mother, but that doesn't stop you from liking her.

Bloody Tomato wrote:: *high fives* You go girlfriend!

BT wrote:

Peterjr1 wrote:

There is this new thing called a keyboard...

Egaro wrote:

Cj wrote:: I was younger back then, remember.

That was three days ago...

Unarae wrote:: If the newbs want to complain, they can go back to their tinker toys and shadow puppet kits.

iWaddle wrote:

Kingdom Dark II wrote:: This is great! Let's pass around "I voted" stickers to the staff, shall we?

iMusicLuvr wrote:

BT wrote:: How about you don't use PDN...

I don't.I use PNG

Guest wrote:: Who is this RLT pearson you speak of?

Chargers wrote:

Loiy1 wrote:: ...

That sucks buttcheeks

I suck buttcheeks. CPP'S Funniest Quotes 807393

Sovereign wrote:

babyCP wrote:

I didn't read what DB said, cause I don't care about anything she says.

Thanks, everyone else.

Kids these days, no respect for their elders. :pirate:

BiteTheDust wrote:

-YuNg-StUnNa- wrote:

Whoa!!! You guys r so cool! You can poorly diss-out some kid 1000 miles away on a club penguin forum!

*I*PRAISE*YOU*

WHOA! YOU R SO COOL! YOU CAN GO 60 AND 10 ON A MW2 GAME AND U PLY 24/7!!!1!

*I*PRAISE*YOU*

.Snookims wrote:

Neo wrote:

Cold wrote:

Neo wrote:

Cold wrote:: Dude,
you are pathetic, if you take an internet forum so seriously, then you
really need to rethink your life.

You are pathetic. You go on the internet and yell
at little kids so you can feel good about your pathetic, meaningless
life.
And when it's all over, they'll put you in a nice deep pit
where bugs will eat slowly away at your quickly decaying worthless
remains.
Or maybe there's a nice warm spot available in Hades where
you can rot for all eternity.

Epic flamefail.

This thread is going to be locked in no time...

Nothing is fail if you truly believe it.

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Vanguard Posts : 4869 Registration date : 2008-10-23

Where is mine? It was in the old thread. This was it

Big Dlb wrote:

T.H.E=Thongs Hurt Eyes

Please add it.

Mario Fanatic Posts : 1941 Registration date : 2009-07-20

Some random guy wrote:: Hi. Do you wanna hear something I like? PIE. Also something else. PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANWICHES!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY IN A BASEBALL BAT! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY IN A BASEBALL BAT! Also, I like something else. A DUMBELL THAT'S A GOOFY GOOBER! I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK! YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK! WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS! ROCK! GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER! ROCK!

lol I made that

Observer Posts : 318 Registration date : 2009-09-06

Blue Dude wrote:

Some random guy wrote:: Hi. Do you wanna hear something I like? PIE. Also something else. PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANWICHES!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY IN A BASEBALL BAT! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY IN A BASEBALL BAT! Also, I like something else. A DUMBELL THAT'S A GOOFY GOOBER! I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK! YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK! WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS! ROCK! GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER! ROCK!

lol I made that

LOLOLOLOL THATS SO FUNNY I SHAT MY PANTS!!!!
YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS.

Super-Human Posts : 3588 Registration date : 2008-04-23

Blue Dude wrote:

Some random guy wrote:: Hi. Do you wanna hear something I like? PIE. Also something else. PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANWICHES!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY IN A BASEBALL BAT! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY IN A BASEBALL BAT! Also, I like something else. A DUMBELL THAT'S A GOOFY GOOBER! I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK! YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK! WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS! ROCK! GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER! ROCK!

lol I made that

;D WOW THAT'S SO UNFUNNY!

And you're a noob from entering your own quote. =P

Exemplar Posts : 2358 Registration date : 2008-09-01

Blue Dude wrote:

FAILERZ. wrote:

lol I made that

LULZERZ DAT DA MOZT FUNNYST THINGY I HAZ EVAR SAWZ!!!!!111111

This is why you failz. Dx

Vagabond Posts : 85 Registration date : 2009-05-09

I have been here for almost 2 years now....
And not one single funny quote.......

Im a failure.

Sidekick Posts : 517 Registration date : 2008-02-04

Big Dlb wrote:

Where is mine? It was in the old thread. This was it

Big Dlb wrote:

T.H.E=Thongs Hurt Eyes

Please add it.

Anyone can make random acronyms (ACMRA) and yours makes no sense. Why you think it's funny I don't know.

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11025 Registration date : 2008-11-20

Omg. I don't remember saying this:

Demented Duck wrote:

Observer Posts : 377 Registration date : 2009-01-19

I don't know who said it but im sure someone said

Quote :: please pm a mod to enable your pming

Super-Human Posts : 3588 Registration date : 2008-04-23

babyCP wrote:

Omg. I don't remember saying this:

Demented Duck wrote:

It was in the old CPP Photo Album. =P

Vanguard Posts : 4869 Registration date : 2008-10-23

Donkey wrote:

Big Dlb wrote:

Where is mine? It was in the old thread. This was it

Big Dlb wrote:

T.H.E=Thongs Hurt Eyes

Please add it.

Anyone can make random acronyms (ACMRA) and yours makes no sense. Why you think it's funny I don't know.

No.
Someone put T.H.E in D.O.T.S So I Put Thongs Hurt Eyes.

Super-Human Posts : 3588 Registration date : 2008-04-23

^^ Well it's not funny.

Exemplar Posts : 2358 Registration date : 2008-09-01

Big Dlb wrote:

Donkey wrote:

Big Dlb wrote:

Where is mine? It was in the old thread. This was it

Big Dlb wrote:

T.H.E=Thongs Hurt Eyes

Please add it.

Anyone can make random acronyms (ACMRA) and yours makes no sense. Why you think it's funny I don't know.

No.
Someone put T.H.E in D.O.T.S So I Put Thongs Hurt Eyes.

Well its not funny so calm down.

Vagabond Posts : 85 Registration date : 2009-05-09

BAHAHAHAHAAAAA
New laptop.......
Anywayss,,,, Banana Cream Pies for finding one Kw funny quote! =DD

Vanguard Posts : 4319 Registration date : 2008-09-01

Can any actually funny quotes be posted?

Observer Posts : 318 Registration date : 2009-09-06

thomith2007 wrote:

I don't know who said it but im sure someone said

Quote :: please pm a mod to enable your pming

That was by HyperHawk.

So.
Freaking.
Epic.

You all know I'm a self-insert, so why bother hiding it? DB QUOTES COMING.
I sent Marc this PM as a joke:

HauntedHouse wrote:: Okay, this is awkward. It's better off if I get it off my chest, though.

Marc,
I think you're a very attractive young man, I've watched all your
YouTube videos and I'm seriously impressed. You're cute, smart, funny,
honest..All that has caused me to develop a small crush on you. Marc, I
think I seriously like you...

This is probably going to ruin our
friendship, but..yeah. I just can't take it anymore. I'm too afraid
you'll fall in love with another girl and I'd never get the chance to
tell you this.

And I got this reply..

Marc978 wrote:: Wow Really Thanks You Know I Haven't Been With Girl
for A While Since January So Yeah I Haven't Been Told Someone Had A
Crush On Me For Awhile So Yeah And I Clean Up Really Nice If You Knew
Me In Real Life And Dont worry This wont Ruin Our Relationship To Bad
You dont Live Near Me We Could Like Date LOL But If you Wanna Secretly
Date Online We Can But Its Up To You And You Seem Very Nice I Wonder
What You Look Like If you Have any Pics Send Me Some Well Bye

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA..err..yeah. CPP'S Funniest Quotes 20810

Vagabond Posts : 85 Registration date : 2009-05-09

No.....?
No Kw funny quotes?
BAHAHA World shucks for meh.... :[
Btw..... I GOT MEH NEW LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11025 Registration date : 2008-11-20

HauntedHouse wrote:

I sent Marc this PM as a joke:

HauntedHouse wrote:: Okay, this is awkward. It's better off if I get it off my chest, though.

Marc,
I think you're a very attractive young man, I've watched all your
YouTube videos and I'm seriously impressed. You're cute, smart, funny,
honest..All that has caused me to develop a small crush on you. Marc, I
think I seriously like you...

This is probably going to ruin our
friendship, but..yeah. I just can't take it anymore. I'm too afraid
you'll fall in love with another girl and I'd never get the chance to
tell you this.

And I got this reply..

Marc978 wrote:: Wow Really Thanks You Know I Haven't Been With Girl
for A While Since January So Yeah I Haven't Been Told Someone Had A
Crush On Me For Awhile So Yeah And I Clean Up Really Nice If You Knew
Me In Real Life And Dont worry This wont Ruin Our Relationship To Bad
You dont Live Near Me We Could Like Date LOL But If you Wanna Secretly
Date Online We Can But Its Up To You And You Seem Very Nice I Wonder
What You Look Like If you Have any Pics Send Me Some Well Bye

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA..err..yeah. CPP'S Funniest Quotes 20810

My god. That's so funny, DB. XD

I remember you showing that to me on AIM.

Super-Human Posts : 3588 Registration date : 2008-04-23

HauntedHouse wrote:

HauntedHouse wrote:: Okay, this is awkward. It's better off if I get it off my chest, though.

Marc,
I think you're a very attractive young man, I've watched all your
YouTube videos and I'm seriously impressed. You're cute, smart, funny,
honest..All that has caused me to develop a small crush on you. Marc, I
think I seriously like you...

This is probably going to ruin our
friendship, but..yeah. I just can't take it anymore. I'm too afraid
you'll fall in love with another girl and I'd never get the chance to
tell you this.

And I got this reply..

Marc978 wrote:: Wow Really Thanks You Know I Haven't Been With Girl
for A While Since January So Yeah I Haven't Been Told Someone Had A
Crush On Me For Awhile So Yeah And I Clean Up Really Nice If You Knew
Me In Real Life And Dont worry This wont Ruin Our Relationship To Bad
You dont Live Near Me We Could Like Date LOL But If you Wanna Secretly
Date Online We Can But Its Up To You And You Seem Very Nice I Wonder
What You Look Like If you Have any Pics Send Me Some Well Bye

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA..err..yeah. CPP'S Funniest Quotes 20810

Okay... That was the funniest prank. EVARR!! I will never forget that day.

Sidekick Posts : 517 Registration date : 2008-02-04

Big Dlb wrote:

Donkey wrote:

Big Dlb wrote:

Where is mine? It was in the old thread. This was it

Big Dlb wrote:

T.H.E=Thongs Hurt Eyes

Please add it.

Anyone can make random acronyms (ACMRA) and yours makes no sense. Why you think it's funny I don't know.

No.
Someone put T.H.E in D.O.T.S So I Put Thongs Hurt Eyes.

It's not witty. You got pwned by Halama and Strawberry :D

Exemplar Posts : 2358 Registration date : 2008-09-01

Halama wrote:

HauntedHouse wrote:

HauntedHouse wrote:: Okay, this is awkward. It's better off if I get it off my chest, though.

Marc,
I think you're a very attractive young man, I've watched all your
YouTube videos and I'm seriously impressed. You're cute, smart, funny,
honest..All that has caused me to develop a small crush on you. Marc, I
think I seriously like you...

This is probably going to ruin our
friendship, but..yeah. I just can't take it anymore. I'm too afraid
you'll fall in love with another girl and I'd never get the chance to
tell you this.

And I got this reply..

Marc978 wrote:: Wow Really Thanks You Know I Haven't Been With Girl
for A While Since January So Yeah I Haven't Been Told Someone Had A
Crush On Me For Awhile So Yeah And I Clean Up Really Nice If You Knew
Me In Real Life And Dont worry This wont Ruin Our Relationship To Bad
You dont Live Near Me We Could Like Date LOL But If you Wanna Secretly
Date Online We Can But Its Up To You And You Seem Very Nice I Wonder
What You Look Like If you Have any Pics Send Me Some Well Bye

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA..err..yeah. CPP'S Funniest Quotes 20810

Okay... That was the funniest prank. EVARR!! I will never forget that day.

If only Marc would read this and post... HAHAHA XD

Mario Fanatic Posts : 1941 Registration date : 2009-07-20

Halama wrote:

Blue Dude wrote:

Some random guy wrote:: Hi. Do you wanna hear something I like? PIE. Also something else. PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANWICHES!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY IN A BASEBALL BAT! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY IN A BASEBALL BAT! Also, I like something else. A DUMBELL THAT'S A GOOFY GOOBER! I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK! YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK! WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS! ROCK! GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER! ROCK!

lol I made that

;D WOW THAT'S SO UNFUNNY!

And you're a noob from entering your own quote. =P

I'm not a noob, I just put a quote in my post so the post can be a funny quote for this page CPP'S Funniest Quotes 934935

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Super-Human Posts : 3588 Registration date : 2008-04-23

Blue Dude wrote:

Halama wrote:

Blue Dude wrote:

Some random guy wrote:: Hi. Do you wanna hear something I like? PIE. Also something else. PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANWICHES!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY IN A BASEBALL BAT! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY IN A BASEBALL BAT! Also, I like something else. A DUMBELL THAT'S A GOOFY GOOBER! I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK! YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK! WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS! ROCK! GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER! ROCK!

lol I made that

;D WOW THAT'S SO UNFUNNY!

And you're a noob from entering your own quote. =P

I'm not a noob, I just put a quote in my post so the post can be a funny quote for this page CPP'S Funniest Quotes 934935

!

Yes you are a noob. You can't enter your own quotes... And... That wasn't funny...

Wanderer Posts : 114 Registration date : 2009-09-26

Hyperhawk wrote:: Please PM an Admin the enable your pming

zOMG, you still have that?! That's when admin disabled my PM by accident. :P

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