CPP's Funniest Quotes

Adept Posts : 1823 Registration date : 2008-02-28

Iced8383 wrote:

Chao wrote:: Wait, did he say penguin strippers?Will Cadence be coming?! :D

Not sure what to say about that. I just chuckled and threw up....

Lol she looks like she'd be a stripper.

Digintary Posts : 2622 Registration date : 2008-01-27

-999- wrote:

Peng Peng 11 wrote:: What would you do if Michael Jackson came to your door and asked you if you wanted to touch his funny bunny?

I'd Kick it instead.

Observer Posts : 302 Registration date : 2008-01-26

Peng Peng 11 wrote:

First off, UPDATE THIS YOU LAZY SLIMEY THINGAMAJIG!!!!! Secondly, here you go:

Demented Duck wrote:

Moose Munch wrote:: wwhos cadence???? i dont no her at all but i no my dad is realy hot!!!

Now now, where can I meet that dad of yours? I'd like to check for myself, thank you very much.

Moose Munch's Mom wrote:: Excuse me honey, please don't say other girls are hot. Your not at the age when you can talk about hot girls and stuff like that. That is not aloud. Don't make me hit you with my spoon.

His father is a girl with a mustache?!! AND YOU MARRIED HIM!? Never mind, I don't wanna meet him.....her...It. :omg:

I can't believe anyone thought a virtual penguin in a virtual place where virtual ugly potatoes roam the land is hot. o.0

I lol'd at this one that Peng posted.

Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes January 27th 2009, 3:12 pm

virus ghost wrote:

blame canada they teach your kids how to lie and spit

This quote isn't funny, its stupid.

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

Dark wrote:

virus ghost wrote:

blame canada they teach your kids how to lie and spit

This quote isn't funny, its stupid.

Yes, but you see. It's stupidity is what makes it the laughing stock of the day. =DD

Super-Human Posts : 3251 Registration date : 2008-02-16

Demented Duck wrote:

Dark wrote:

virus ghost wrote:

blame canada they teach your kids how to lie and spit

This quote isn't funny, its stupid.

Yes, but you see. It's stupidity is what makes it the laughing stock of the day. =DD

I think Dark got offended because he might be canadian :sigh:

Digintary Posts : 2622 Registration date : 2008-01-27

RTL wrote:

Rudolph wrote:: RTL: I would hug him

Hug me? -_-

My friend would say "Aww That's nasty dude!!!" :P

Hero for Hire Posts : 1064 Registration date : 2008-10-06

Dieg wrote:

Demented Duck wrote:

Dark wrote:

virus ghost wrote:

blame canada they teach your kids how to lie and spit

This quote isn't funny, its stupid.

Yes, but you see. It's stupidity is what makes it the laughing stock of the day. =DD

I think Dark got offended because he might be canadian :sigh:

Just like a few others here.....

Super-Human Posts : 3960 Registration date : 2008-09-01

Green Puffle wrote:: Good lord, panfu's back. To the escape pod!

Vanguard Posts : 4065 Registration date : 2008-08-31

Green Puffle wrote:

Green Puffle wrote:: Good lord, panfu's back. To the escape pod!

thats lame...

Exemplar Posts : 2332 Registration date : 2008-07-14

These quotes are making me want to jam a spoon in my ear...

Guest

Okay, lol. I know this isnt a CPP quote, its Brittney Spears XD

I love international travel. I get to go over seas to places like Europe and Canada!

Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes January 30th 2009, 12:03 am

LOL! ^ I hate her.

Guest

She looked like my dad when she shaved her head XD

Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes February 2nd 2009, 3:28 pm

smileygurl wrote:: She looked like my dad when she shaved her head XD

Your dad is bald?

The Chosen One Posts : 9446 Registration date : 2008-01-30

Cj wrote:

smileygurl wrote:: She looked like my dad when she shaved her head XD

Your dad is bald?

The question you should be asking is: "Your dad looked like Britney Spears?"

:]

Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes February 2nd 2009, 3:39 pm

Demented Duck wrote:

Cj wrote:

smileygurl wrote:: She looked like my dad when she shaved her head XD

Your dad is bald?

The question you should be asking is: "Your dad looked like Britney Spears?"

:]

You just posted a funny quote! XD

Digintary Posts : 2679 Registration date : 2008-06-16

smileygurl wrote:: Okay, lol. I know this isnt a CPP quote, its Brittney Spears XD

I love international travel. I get to go over seas to places like Europe and Canada!

Rofl. That's really funny.

Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes February 2nd 2009, 5:32 pm

Demented Duck wrote:

Dark wrote:

virus ghost wrote:

blame canada they teach your kids how to lie and spit

This quote isn't funny, its stupid.

Yes, but you see. It's stupidity is what makes it the laughing stock of the day. =DD

A funny way to learn good things in life XD

Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes February 2nd 2009, 6:02 pm

Lool their all funny quotes!! :P

Beholder Posts : 293 Registration date : 2009-01-21

Bam said:

Quote :: You don't have to care but do you have to be a brat about it?

ROFLOL!!!!!

**Hero of Time** Posts : 16517 Registration date : 2008-02-03

That seemed serious do I don't really find that funny.

Wanderer Posts : 106 Registration date : 2009-02-07

agreed with chao tht wasnt lol

Wanderer Posts : 113 Registration date : 2009-02-09

That wasnt funny! I dont get it!

Super-Human Posts : 3960 Registration date : 2008-09-01

.Tranquility wrote:: Bad thing that theres no "Most F***** Up" Member Award, i would've been the winner!

Lol.

Chao wrote:

Goobenheimer wrote:: Lol, I doubt it. It's fine to use. What's the worst that could happen? :face:

It's mouthwash, it could come alive and strangle you or even try to give you poison liquid or make you and make you eat soap.Never underestimate the power of Mouthwash. :sigh:

Double lol.

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