Funniest quotes in CPP History

Super-Human Posts : 3251 Registration date : 2008-02-16

These are the funniest qutes in CPP history

Funniest Quotes in CPP history

ceryt56 wrote:: Q. when i post a lot i hadn't be a winner?????
A. that why someone post over that you.

Q. when i have 5 badge and i have a admin statas and it gone! what happen?
A. you spams and you will never become one again.

Ramza (Karma) wrote:: CP is all a scam to track people down and kill them

Egaro wrote:: WARNING: Do not play this game if you do not want to see innocent virtual kittens shot out of a cannon to their horrible bloody doom.

Hyperhawk wrote:: Please PM an Admin the enable your pming ;)

Argie wrote:: I only eat poultry when it comes to meet, and my PMs follow in my footsteps. :/

Egaro wrote:: They serve cheeseburgers in PM Heaven, though. It's awesome. Wish my PMs could go there.

Darkeen wrote:: If you want the badge than you have to post more crazier than Adsertif does, lol.

Ramza wrote:: "Both or you are idiots and not even fit for the title of n00b"

it's not a quote from CPP but some guy on World of Warcraft said it to these two guys argueing.

RtL wrote:: I think we might just have to make Guest a mod.

Ramza wrote:: OMGZERS!!! you found my prom night pic!

Egaro wrote:: The following picture is crudely drawn using polygons on Paint.

DO NOT LOOK AT IT UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO RISK YOUR SANITY.

Hellopayton wrote:

Do you know where we are going with this thread?

Spoiler:

BT06 wrote:

ceryt56 wrote:: mod

Robo Zizzle. please don't spam. it spam without letters

Ya, becuase that made perfect sense.

BT06 wrote:: Hey, if ceryt posted it would say, "uhh no i thik 10 nine twelvledy 6 plus my cat!!1!"

My post answered your question, and has a point, unlike ceryt's would.

Snookims wrote:: 3 cheers for the crunchy chineese tasty snack!

mickey wrote:: We shall never know when the world randomly combusts on a marshmallow covered rabbit.

Hyperhawk wrote:: Things I like doing:
Sleeping with my dad.

Ramza wrote:: But you can breathe?!?!,OMGZERS!

Techno wrote:: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the
warm feeling that it brings.

Ramza wrote:: @Kyuubi:

Can't wait to see walmart's pic. :S

Egaro wrote:: My evil twin's a girl! And the worst part: it's Argie!!! 8o

ceryt56 wrote:: if you eat a lot you will get FAT!

Ramza wrote:: I had a sleepover in Third Grade with some girls and I made out under the bed..
with a stuffed animal.

Kant Sbell wrote:

BT06 wrote:: Kant, I envy your brain.

As you should, fool.

Weirdal204 wrote:: You have a girl friend Kant danget i was gonna ask you out

Snookims wrote:: I think G will give you an Ak-47 and some grenades to finally take Herbert out. ;)

Hellopayton wrote:: Well, it's true, you don't need to pull your pants down to see what gender you are.

Caleboy 123 wrote:: i like frogs they cool they go hop hop hop and go ribbit

TomY wrote:: Nobody submits one of my quotes. I am cursed to be a boring Microsoft developer.

iWaddle wrote:: Dale, don't act like a beach, please! :line:

AtrociousToaster wrote:: Who's Goob ?, some sort of magical glue who tells everyone what to do ? ...

Walmart wrote:: OH BABY BABY HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW, THAT SOMETHIN' WASN'T RIGHT HERE, OH PRETTY BABY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET YOU GOOOoooo! AND NOW YOUR OUT OF SIGHT Y- Oh, wait your not leaving. Heh, oops.

iWaddle wrote:: Everyone! Spam RTL's inbox bugging him about llamas!!!! ;D

~DarkBoom~ wrote:: Haven't you heard it yet ? . Goats do cry, they drop acidic milk tears out from their eyes when they see the beauty of Llamas :D

AtrociousToaster wrote:

Walmart wrote:: I don't get why llamas get all the love, I mean what about goats? Your making them feel like total losers. ;[

I second that.

Costume King wrote:: It's because Dark is on posting steroids or something :P

Ninja Neal wrote:

iWalk wrote:: Mutant sand mermaids jumping from an invisible movie explosion?

Ceryt56 wrote:: do you mean by Teh eggroll? he reading a newpaper in the bathroom on the toilet. lemme check, EEAGRO!!!!! SOMEONE WANT TO EAT YOU!

BT06 wrote:: Broly hacked it you retard.

Snookims wrote:: All I have is a picture of my fat bloated cat who will eat your face off if you go near him..

iRock wrote:: Welcome, but be aware of TomY: He wants to meet Chuck Norris and kill him.

BlackTop wrote:: God, grant me patience, BUT PLEASE HURRY!

BlackTop wrote:: That Fox Is So Cute! :D

Misam wrote:: Mhmhm..

if thats the case, i accidentally ate his newspaper too :S

Mickey4741 wrote:: OMG, Ceryt. I just pictured that. An eggroll on the toilet. o.O

Weirdal204 wrote:: oh crap i double posted!

da 12 bros wrote:: clam it down

Super-Human Posts : 3227 Registration date : 2008-01-26

My funniest quote, is from Hyper Hwak,

Quote :: Please PM an Admin the enable your pming ;)

8D

Pinnacle of Survival Posts : 8266 Registration date : 2008-03-26

Here is a funny one I had in my signature before

Egaro wrote:: WARNING: Do not play this game if you do not want to see innocent virtual kittens shot out of a cannon to their horrible bloody doom.

about the Kitten Cannon arcade game :XD:

Super-Human Posts : 3042 Registration date : 2008-04-30

Sorry i dont have any
but i like lookathis 1^ :)

Super-Human Posts : 3251 Registration date : 2008-02-16

Thanks lookathis and Cycle I added them

Forum Legend Posts : 6865 Registration date : 2008-01-27

Thanks for adding the one in my sig. Although, that qyuote was from this forum. =)

Pinnacle of Survival Posts : 8155 Registration date : 2008-01-31

THE LAST ONE IS HALARIOUS! :XD:

Super-Human Posts : 3251 Registration date : 2008-02-16

I don't really understand the last one I don't get it but I put it anyways cause he said it was funny

**Hero of Time** Posts : 13850 Registration date : 2008-01-26

Yeah, the last one's very funny...

Carnivorous PMs. Read siggy.
~Egaro

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11290 Registration date : 2008-02-03

Darkeen wrote:: If you want the badge than you have to post more crazier than Adsertif does, lol.

Pretty funny LOL.

Super-Human Posts : 3251 Registration date : 2008-02-16

Added I had one from Waddle but that thread got deleted

Super-Human Posts : 3251 Registration date : 2008-02-16

Sorry For Double Posting
I had to post something and I couldn't wait til someone posted

Do you think I should add this one

Egaro wrote:: Yeah, his name should be changed. :P Change it to n00b! Lol.
~Egaro

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11290 Registration date : 2008-02-03

Nah, not that funny, just a little smirk on my face. :)

Super-Human Posts : 3251 Registration date : 2008-02-16

adsertif123 wrote:: Nah, not that funny, just a little smirk on my face. :)

Let's see what others think and I have another one I'll just have to find it

Edit:
Here it is another rare quote from Egaro

Egaro wrote:: Note: don't read it if you consider Egaro gone loopy offensive...or if you consider spamming your own inbox offensive.

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11290 Registration date : 2008-02-03

Nope not funny, I'm trying to find one from one of his penguins he drew... :face:

Super-Human Posts : 3251 Registration date : 2008-02-16

I hope you find it

Digintary Posts : 2681 Registration date : 2008-01-27

"Both or you are idiots and not even fit for the title of n00b"

it's not a quote from CPP but some guy on World of Warcraft said it to these two guys argueing.

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11290 Registration date : 2008-02-03

Pretty good LAWL, too low to be a n00b... :face:

Digintary Posts : 2802 Registration date : 2008-04-08

Here's one by..... HELLOPAYTON!!!!!!!

Hellopayton wrote:

Do you know where we are going with this thread?

Spoiler:

giatekla

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11290 Registration date : 2008-02-03

Pretty good, but what the heck is Euphanasia? :/

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11893 Registration date : 2008-02-20

Yeah everyone is talking about that...

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11494 Registration date : 2008-03-08

This is a random quote I made up right now... it's not really a quote, just a funny thing to put in your siggy.

Quote :: Big Mac? $5.50
Large Fries? $1.00
Large Soda? $2.00
Bag of Cookies? $3.00
McFlurry? $4.00
Heart Attack? Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else, there's Mastercard.
Too bad they take that at McDonald's.

RANDOM :P

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11290 Registration date : 2008-02-03

I found a hilarious one from Egaro! :face:

Egaro wrote:: The following picture is crudely drawn using polygons on Paint.

DO NOT LOOK AT IT UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO RISK YOUR SANITY.

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11893 Registration date : 2008-02-20

Oh yea that one ad! rofl.

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11290 Registration date : 2008-02-03

Here's another one, made me smile/giggle:

BT06 wrote:

ceryt56 wrote:: mod

Robo Zizzle. please don't spam. it spam without letters

Ya, becuase that made perfect sense.

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