CPP's Funniest Quotes

Super-Human Posts : 3251 Registration date : 2008-02-16

I re-made the thread cause Cj left.So the funniest quotes are back to the original owner(Yes I had the idea as it said in Egaro's version of the thread)

So here are the quotes

Cj wrote:

<table width="90%" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Ace wrote:</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">I remember because Cj let me keep meh credits :P</td></tr></table>

Repeat that again. :x

CPP's Funniest Quotes Zl8cxh

~Yoda~ wrote:

Running around club penguin screaming Attack of the llamas Ahahhha

Cj wrote:

I'm actually a banana peel :)

Demented Duck wrote:: 20 credits added back to you. Problem solved.
HAPPY UNICORNS AND HIPPOS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!

Demented Duck wrote:

JazzDawg wrote:: :face:
Our phones are rivals now; WE aren't rivals, just our phones.

FILTH AND LIES.

Chargers wrote:

What do you mean by "do it"? :omg:

tomboymadi7 wrote:: pee in my bed sicko

Demented Duck wrote:

<table width="90%" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>babyCP wrote:</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">8o ^^ Someone's in love!!</td></tr></table>

Acknowledging the fact that they're both girls, that'll be quite interesting to see. Payton Bice

Snookims wrote:: You don't want to see my cat after he's been in the microwave for 20 minutes.

Payton Bice wrote:: I can give you a tutorial.
In, out, in, out.

~Waddle~ wrote:

Howdy wrote:: Admin > Moderator.

That guy is so good at math :P

Payton Bice wrote:: G4m3r: another unsucessful internet troll with
barely legible posts and hard to comprehend English. You just gotta
love them internet trolls!

Ramza wrote:: CP is all a scam to track people down and kill them.

Egaro wrote:: WARNING: Do not play this game if you do not want to see innocent virtual kittens shot out of a cannon to their horrible bloody doom.

Hyperhawk wrote:: Please PM an Admin the enable your pming ;)

RTL wrote:: I think we might just have to make Guest a mod.

Snookims wrote:: 3 cheers for the crunchy Chinese tasty snack!

Mickey4741 wrote:: We shall never know when the world randomly combusts on a marshmallow covered rabbit.

Hyperhawk wrote:: Things I like doing:
Sleeping with my dad.

Ramza wrote:: But you can breathe?!?!,OMGZERS!

Techno wrote:: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the
warm feeling that it brings.

Ramza wrote:: I had a sleepover in Third Grade with some girls and I made out under the bed..

with a stuffed animal.

Kant Sbell wrote:

BT06 wrote:: Kant, I envy your brain.

As you should, fool.

Weirdal204 wrote:: You have a girl friend Kant danget i was gonna ask you out

Snookims wrote:: I think G will give you an Ak-47 and some grenades to finally take Herbert out. ;)

Hellopayton wrote:: Well, it's true, you don't need to pull your pants down to see what gender you are.

iWaddle wrote:: Dale, don't act like a beach, please! :line:

Cycle22 wrote:

Egaro wrote:

Spoiler:

Made with GIMP and Paint. Enjoy!

Send it to CP fan art :face:

Cj wrote:: I would go to the bathroom and make my own klondike bar.ROFL.

iWaddle wrote:

Cj wrote:: I would go to the bathroom and make my own klondike bar.ROFL.

I would take Cj's Klondike Bar for a Klondike Bar! :D

CC'eh! wrote:

iDieg wrote:: For what would you use that money

Chocolate! :D

JazzDawg wrote:

TMmoore77 wrote:: UNKNOWN

I can write a report with all that information :P.

DarkBoom wrote:

JazzDawg wrote:: Muy bien!

فكرة حلوة كتير

In your face, Jazz. :P

Green Puffle wrote:: Lol, CP trading cards:
"I got the reporter glasses! The final part I needed to unleash the ultimate card!!! Now I can summon..AUNT ARCTIC!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!"

Snookims wrote:: YAY! Guild lines!

Egaro wrote:: I feel safer with Japanese anime than child molesters...

Dale wrote:

darkraigirl wrote:: I started reporting people because they were like "Kill me! I killed you"

or like shooting. I personally think that's really immature

More like "Ah! You just shot my pixel! Now I'm going to fade awayyy..!"

I Murder Penguins wrote:: Every time you say "Domo", "Grue" or "Domo-Kun"..God kills a kitten. Now, there goes three kittens. :downcast:

Cj wrote:

RTL wrote:: Maybe somethings will be done in time for Project Artix.

"Project Artix?Artix?Artix?I've had it with you RTL,get the script right man...."
Cj walks off set drinking his cappuccino

virus ghost wrote:: blame canada they teach your kids how to lie and spit

RTL wrote:: Boulevard of Broken Dreams dude that song's like 100 years old.

Egaro wrote:: So's your mother, but that doesn't stop you from liking her.

Bloody Tomato wrote:: *high fives* You go girlfriend!

BT wrote:

Peterjr1 wrote:: :x :x

There is this new thing called a keyboard...

Egaro wrote:

iWaddle wrote:: I was younger back then, remember.

That was three days ago...

Unarae wrote:: If the newbs want to complain, they can go back to their tinker toys and shadow puppet kits.

iWaddle wrote:

Kingdom Dark II wrote:: This is great! Let's pass around "I voted" stickers to the staff, shall we?

iMusicLuvr wrote:

BT wrote:: How about you don't use PDN...

I don't.I use PNG

Quote :: iWaddle wrote:
Skater1405 (9:03:28 PM): Chewy is my BF

I never knew iWaddle had a boyfriend.

Quote :: Who is this RLT person you speak of?

Vanguard Posts : 4065 Registration date : 2008-08-31

yeah, good that you made your own thread.

just remember not to put the lame quotes in.

Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 14th 2009, 10:00 pm

Hmph, I wanted to do it.

Vanguard Posts : 4065 Registration date : 2008-08-31

Argie wrote:: Hmph, I wanted to do it.

well too bad. :P

Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 14th 2009, 10:02 pm

Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z formation, exclamation! (That's all I know)

Anyway, in other words:
Oh no you di-nt!

*forces Kool Kat to join chat*

Super-Human Posts : 3251 Registration date : 2008-02-16

I just need Egaro to give me the other quotes I pmed him but he hasn't replied and the message is not in my outbox

Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 14th 2009, 11:36 pm

Argie wrote:: Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z formation, exclamation! (That's all I know)

I thought it was butt rotation. Ooh, I'd love to see that.

Unstickying Cj's and stickying this one...
~Egaro

Super-Human Posts : 3251 Registration date : 2008-02-16

Can you give me the quotes from your thread now?

Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 15th 2009, 5:01 am

Just search up the archives :P

http://www.clubpenguinplanet.net/the-archives-f6/cpp-s-funniest-quotes-t14887.htm

Super-Human Posts : 3040 Registration date : 2009-02-09

I can find those in archives

Forum Dweller Posts : 167 Registration date : 2009-01-28

GOOD THREAD

Digintary Posts : 2646 Registration date : 2008-04-12

Snookims wrote:: You don't want to see my cat after he's been in the microwave for 20 minutes.

Lmao XD.

Super-Human Posts : 3251 Registration date : 2008-02-16

musicFREAK* wrote:: Just search up the archives :P

http://www.clubpenguinplanet.net/the-archives-f6/cpp-s-funniest-quotes-t14887.htm

It doesn't let me quotes so I can't copy the quotes

Edit:I gto some quotes from Snookim's version as it was just bumped but still need more

Exemplar Posts : 2282 Registration date : 2008-08-21

Wurmple wrote:

Oggy wrote:: Steven Gerrard is a retard,

That probably offends some people...

Forum Legend Posts : 6961 Registration date : 2008-04-06

I never said anything funny on here. Perhaps I am too serious on this forum. I need to loosen up a bit.

Anyway, good idea in recreating the thread. You will probably have tons of quotes in no time ;)

Subject: Re: CPP's Funniest Quotes March 15th 2009, 2:22 pm

tuxytron wrote:: I never said anything funny on here. Perhaps I am too serious on this forum. I need to loosen up a bit.

Anyway, good idea in recreating the thread. You will probably have tons of quotes in no time ;)

Don't say perhaps, and we're good to go.

I just added in all the ones from the ancient thread. =DD Enjoy.

I'm still trying to figure out what people found funny about "*pats* No." I kept that one out. Along with a few others that really weren't funny or didn't make any sense. :P
~Egaro

Super-Human Posts : 3564 Registration date : 2008-07-29

You gotta put this one in

Ace wrote:

Cold Fire wrote:: this is very stupid...

Like your face :0o

Spoiler:

Super-Human Posts : 3251 Registration date : 2008-02-16

Nah that's not really funny and thanks Egaro

Vanguard Posts : 4378 Registration date : 2008-04-12

Dieg wrote:: Nah that's not really funny and thanks Egaro

Yo avatar is fat and ugly XD

Super-Human Posts : 3251 Registration date : 2008-02-16

What are you talking about?

Vanguard Posts : 4378 Registration date : 2008-04-12

Grrr.... You're a duck

Super-Human Posts : 3251 Registration date : 2008-02-16

Please sumbit your quotes don't let the thread die down

Vagabond Posts : 58 Registration date : 2009-03-13

Here is one:

Monstercjr wrote:

Waddle50008 wrote:

BT wrote:: Maybe if you kill yourself it'll go away.

OMAAIGOSH I CAN BUY DA RICHEST COUNTRY IN TEH WORDL WIT TEH VIRTUAL COINZ!!! I WILL BUY IT! SO I WILL MAKE YA DIE! LIKE HE SAID!!!

Super-Human Posts : 3251 Registration date : 2008-02-16

That's not funny

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Don't let the flame die outtt!

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