Funniest Quotes in CPP History {2008 Edition}

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11873 Registration date : 2008-01-25

Since iDieg hardly even added some of the funny quotes,I'm going to take over.We're gonna start off on a brand new leaf,so start posting your funny quotes now.

Funniest Quotes in CPP history

Ramza (Karma) wrote:

CP is all a scam to track people down and kill them

Egaro wrote:

WARNING: Do not play this game if you do not want to see innocent virtual kittens shot out of a cannon to their horrible bloody doom.

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<tr><td class=quote>This thread is SO going to Euphanasia like Billybob did to that ranch with Michael Jackson. And Barney.</TD></TR></TABLE>

Hyperhawk wrote:

Please PM an Admin the enable your pming ;)

RtL wrote:

[b]I think we might just have to make Guest a mod.</STRONG>

Ramza wrote:

OMGZERS!!! you found my prom night pic!

Hellopayton wrote:

Do you know where we are going with this thread?
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Snookims wrote:

3 cheers for the crunchy Chinese tasty snack!

mickey wrote:

We shall never know when the world randomly combusts on a marshmallow covered rabbit.

Hyperhawk wrote:

Things I like doing:
Sleeping with my dad.

Ramza wrote:

But you can breathe?!?!,OMGZERS!

Techno wrote:

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the
warm feeling that it brings.

Ramza wrote:

@Kyuubi: $Funniest Quotes in CPP History {2008 Edition} 2001819576783355739_rs$

Can't wait to see walmart's pic. :S

Egaro wrote:

My evil twin's a girl! And the worst part: it's Argie!!! 8o

ceryt56 wrote:

if you eat a lot you will get FAT!

Ramza wrote:

I had a sleepover in Third Grade with some girls and I made out under the bed..
with a stuffed animal.

Kant Sbell wrote:

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<tr><td class=quote>Kant, I envy your brain.</TD></TR></TABLE>

As you should, fool.

Weirdal204 wrote:

You have a girl friend Kant danget i was gonna ask you out

Snookims wrote:

I think G will give you an Ak-47 and some grenades to finally take Herbert out. ;)

Hellopayton wrote:

Well, it's true, you don't need to pull your pants down to see what gender you are.

TomY wrote:

Nobody submits one of my quotes. I am cursed to be a boring Microsoft developer.

iWaddle wrote:

Dale, don't act like a beach, please! :line:

Egaro wrote:

*pats* No.
~Egaro

Egaro wrote:

Lawlz, Would You Like to Shoot Herbert's Head Off?

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Mickey4741 wrote:

This thread is SO going to Euphanasia like Billybob did to that ranch with Michael Jackson. And Barney.

TomY wrote:

Yeah, I guess my chances to be the president of United States in a few months will be bigger. :P

TomY wrote:

I will tell my imaginary friend and the entire Fantasy world that you told me weird. :P

Cycle22 wrote:

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Funniest Quotes in CPP History {2008 Edition} N4fghu

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Made with GIMP and Paint. Enjoy!
~Egaro</TD></TR></TABLE>

Send it to CP fan art :face:

Cj wrote:

I would go to the bathroom and make my own klondike bar.ROFL.

iWaddle wrote:

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<tr><td class=quote>I would go to the bathroom and make my own klondike bar.ROFL.</TD></TR></TABLE>

I would take Cj's Klondike Bar for a Klondike Bar! :D

Egaro wrote:

Bad boy. *gives iWaddle an infraction*

I would reach into iWaddle...and get a Klondike Bar...

Nevermind, I won't go into full detail of that. :scared:
~Egaro

CC'eh! wrote:

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<tr><td class=quote>For what would you use that money</TD></TR></TABLE>

Chocolate! :D

DarkBoom wrote:

JazzDawg wrote:: Muy bien!

فكرة حلوة كتير

In your face, Jazz. :P

**Hero of Time** Posts : 13850 Registration date : 2008-01-26

Those were the funny ones from the old thread. :D
~Egaro

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11873 Registration date : 2008-01-25

Added.

Paragon Posts : 7114 Registration date : 2008-01-27

Haha yay! I want this to be updated.

Super-Human Posts : 3072 Registration date : 2008-01-26

oh yeah mine is awsome!

Adept Posts : 1859 Registration date : 2008-05-21

Glad to hear this thread will be updated more often now. :D

Vanguard Posts : 4425 Registration date : 2008-06-05

You took some of the quotes out?

Super-Human Posts : 3042 Registration date : 2008-04-30

Loads missing

Pinnacle of Survival Posts : 8266 Registration date : 2008-03-26

How can it be in history if it is only 2008? XD A new thread is good. The other one wasn't updated often.

Super-Human Posts : 3251 Registration date : 2008-02-16

Hey I didn´t update cause my comp is getting fixed and I need to post from a Wii in which I have no idea how to copy paste :x

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11873 Registration date : 2008-01-25

Ninja Mod wrote:: Loads missing

Egaro gave me all of the funny quotes.

**Hero of Time** Posts : 16517 Registration date : 2008-02-03

Do I have any funny quotes yet? ^_^

**Hero of Time** Posts : 13850 Registration date : 2008-01-26

*pats* No.
~Egaro

Paragon Posts : 7114 Registration date : 2008-01-27

Egaro wrote:: *pats* No.
~Egaro

LOLOLOLOL!!!!

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11873 Registration date : 2008-01-25

Lol,I'll add that Egaro.

Paragon Posts : 7260 Registration date : 2008-01-27

Wub deese. Like Miley Cyrus loves... MARSHMALLOWS!

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11290 Registration date : 2008-02-03

My fave of all of them:

if you eat a lot you will get FAT!

:face:

Paragon Posts : 7260 Registration date : 2008-01-27

I eets and i iz nawt fat?? CERYTT U R RONG!!!11

Adept Posts : 1983 Registration date : 2008-01-26

I have a funny convo from me and mickey's AIM exploits:
Me: small world
Mickey: yeah
Mickey: so small, fall off a cliff, and you won't break anything. C'mon, try it!

**Hero of Time** Posts : 16517 Registration date : 2008-02-03

Why would he act like a beach?You're talking to a beach so it's his job. :oops:

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11873 Registration date : 2008-01-25

Can you guys actually post the quotes from CPP?

Pinnacle of Survival Posts : 8266 Registration date : 2008-03-26

Egaro wrote:: Lawlz, Would You Like to Shoot Herbert's Head Off?

Lol, yes I would >.<

**Hero of Time** Posts : 11873 Registration date : 2008-01-25

Added.

**Hero of Time** Posts : 16517 Registration date : 2008-02-03

I know I made some funny posts.It's just buried somewhere out there.

Exemplar Posts : 2358 Registration date : 2008-04-03

i had one but its probably not funny enough

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