Welcome to the Kingdom of Madz!

*walks in*
HI GUYS, LET'S ALL KILL EACH OTHER!
woooo

*walks in*

Hey guys? Who wants to me?

Spoiler:

Jayla: Bored....

*sees little piece of paper on the ground

*picks up and reads

To my love,

I will always know you, but you may not always know me...
and soon, we will ha.... a.... go....

And the rest of it was hard to read

Jayla: What in the world? Is this.... a love note?

*Puts on wig to look like man*

Alice (dressed up like a man): Jayla, I wrote that letter!

OMFG!!!! YOU'RE NOT A GUY!!!!

*runs away to the top of the tower, and locks the door

*waits a few hours

*tries to open the door

It's locked.... ah jeez....

*Knocks on door*
Alice: I'll open the door if you give me $100,000,000!

Jayla: Crud... it's another one of those medival thingy stereotypes.... princess locked in a tower yadda yadda..... forced to give evil person money yadda yadda.... NEVER!

Alice: Fine. I'll just let you die.

Jayla: OH NAO U DUN'T!

*ties a bunch of blankets together and drapes over the edge of the window

*slowly climbs to the bottom

*runs to where Jayla is*
Alice: Did you really think it was that easy?

*smacks with the line of ropes and ties up

Jayla: Meh, you think it's that easy?

*cuts with scissors*
Alice: IMA GET YOU!!!

Baw.... ;_;

There goes me....

Alice:

*cuts all of Jayla's hair off*

WAHT DA HECK!! WHY MY HAIR???

Alice: Haha! Now you look like a bald boy!

SUPER HAIR GROW POWER! ACTIVATE!!!

*grows really long hair and ties up evil person

yayz

Alice: *eats hair*
*turns into dinosaur*

AHHHHH What the heck!!!!


*uses wand to turn evil person into an ant

*squishes ant

Alice: I can't die! I am Athena!
*turns into 50 foot woman*

I hate Greek mythology.... -.-

CHARMANDER! I CHOOSE YOU!

CHARMANDER! FLAMETHROWER!

*burns her to a crisp

*runs to the top castle bedroom and locks door

Later Somewhere In The Madz Land Forest...

Pres: Holy... The Sun Is Going Up... Wait... Is That A Plant Man? Wait... AHHH!!!! ITS A GIANT VENUS FLY-TRAP MAN!!!!!

Pres Gets Eaten By The Plant. But He Is Now Some Where Else And He Wakes Up...

Pres: IT BURNZ HERE AND I'M MELTING AND THIS REALLY SEEMS TO BE VENUS!!
Wait... Isn't Venus The HOTTEST PLANET IN THEE MILKY WAY!?! Cause I Think Neptune's Core Is 100000X Hotter Than This... Then Again, I Was Eatten By A Venus Fly-Trap... Well I Suposse I Should... AHHHH!!!! MY FINGER!!!!!! MY FINGER IS NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!! VAMPIRES HATE VENUS!!!!!!! Wait... Aren't There Over 1000 Active Volcanos On Ve... HOLY COW UTTER ON FLY PAPER! A LAVA-FALL!!! AHHH!!! MY THUMB!!! OH MY LORD!!!

Pres Finnaly Converts Into Liquid.

Pres: Ewwww... I'm In Plant Goo... But I Thought I Was Turned Into Ashes... I Have 2-7 Days To Escape... But Its Day... I'll Wait For A While...

Later At Midnight...

Pres: What? Its Time Al... AHHH!!!! I'M A FEW HOURS LATE!

Pres Kills The Plant.

Pres: Wait... Is That A Zombie??

TO BE CONTINUED...

Wait... Isn't Athena Imortal??? Thus Meaning She Was Never Burned? Thus Meaning Her Ashes Are Reforming?

*tosses ashes, bit by bit into different places around the world

Alice: I'm Athena! Do you realize I am a goddess??
*turns into 50 foot woman again*

I'm in my tower. The door is locked.