Funniest quotes in CPP History

BT06 wrote:

Hey, if ceryt posted it would say, "uhh no i thik 10 nine twelvledy 6 plus my cat!!1!"

My post answered your question, and has a point, unlike ceryt's would.

Lol I luv that.

man101 wrote:

BT06 wrote:

man101 wrote:

BT06 wrote:

Who made those?

Guess :roll:

Wow, you couldn't just answer my question could you?

where's your sense of humour :Up:

Hiding with compassion and sympathy.

I got another one

lookathis wrote:

I can't wait for this flame war (There was supposed to be a smiley there) (lol)

Heres one from guin and i think hellopaton. (sry if i spelled it wrong.)

Whoever said this wrote:

I got the mighty "Shoop-Da-Woop"

Guin wrote:

Well, I got the Mighty "Shoop-Da-Ban"

Ha, I remember the "I got the Shoop-Da-Wopp." But who got the Shoop-Da-Ban afterall?

Quote :

I own 3 right at the momment and lost 57 puffles so 60!

that was me:P

lilly wrote:

:!: :!: i need love

Lol spamage, much.

Heres one:
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Ramza wrote:

lilly wrote:

:!: :!: i need love

Lol spamage, much.

Lilly needs to be a moderator.

http://clubpenguinplanet.net/chit-chat-f8/funny-t4776.htm
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Sonic Boom wrote:

I mean come on do you know how experienced guest is! Guest should definatly be mod.

RtL wrote:

I think we might just have to make Guest a mod.

Da 12Bros wrote:

Put up hands if Guest should be a mod!

adsertif123 wrote:

Yeah, let's PM "Guest" right now!

Hellopayton wrote:

Well Guest needs to be a moderator, Guest is very important to the forums!

Bergeron4444 wrote:

Lol!, well duh, Guest is very well known to the forums.

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Isn't that too funny???
Heheee!

I'll add 2 or 3 of them maybe 4 I'll add the others when I come home form school

Dieg01 wrote:

I'll add 2 or 3 of them maybe 4 I'll add the others when I come home form school

Your posting from the school now?

Hyperhawk, that's not funny...really, really, REALLY inappropriate, though.
~Egaro

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."

"Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?"

"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality."

"Never stand between a dog and the hydrant."

"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

Lol, are those just quotes from movies and stuff, or things users have said on other forums?
~Egaro

Lol tom, these are for quotes from teh forum.

Happens to the best of us, eh, Kant? Double posting...*shudders*

Ramza wrote:

OMGZERS!!! you found my prom night pic!

(Talking about a picture of a guy being hanged by duct tape...)
~Egaro

Lol I'll add it Egaro

Here it is the treasured art penguin quote:

Egaro wrote:

The following picture is crudely drawn using polygons on Paint.

DO NOT LOOK AT IT UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO RISK YOUR SANITY.

I added it too

Kant Sbell wrote:

Update us tomorrow, okay Eggroll?

I don't know why I get a kick out of that.

Lol, a lot of quotes seem to involve me. :P I iz the quote master!

I'm trying to remember an old one...ugh...it was funny.
~Egaro